The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror (1990)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Narrator : Quoth the raven...

  Bart : Eat my shorts!

  Lisa Simpson : Bart, stop it! He says, "Nevermore", and that's all he'll ever say.

• The House : Hmm. Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?

  [the house implodes in on itself] 

  Bart : Bitchin!

  Lisa Simpson : It chose to destroy itself rather then live with us. You can't help but feel a little rejected.

• Lisa Simpson : [about the basement of the house]  Mom, dad, look! It's an ancient Indian burial ground.

  Bart : Man, this place's got everything!

• Lisa Simpson : Why are you trying to scare us, Are you trying to keep us from getting close to you maybe even loving you.

  The House : Leave me alone!

  Marge Simpson : Don't talk to her like that!

  The House : Hey listen lady!

  Marge Simpson : [Extremely offended and mad]  OH, don't call me lady my name is Marge Simpson this is my family we're not going anywhere, we're all going to have to live together so you better get used to it.

• Lisa Simpson : STOP! Don't you see what's happening here? Theyr'e fattening us up so they can eat us!

  Homer : Come on, Lisa.

  [along with other mumbles by the family] 

  Lisa Simpson : If you don't believe me, then just look at this book that I found!

  [holding up the books that reads: How to Cook Humans; they all gasp] 

  Homer : Whoa, she's right!

  Kang : Humans, you have stopped eating...

  Homer : Listen you big stupid space creature: Nobody, but nobody eats the Simpsons!

  Kang : I beg your pardon?

  Homer : Don't play dumb with me, we found your book.

  Kang : What? You mean this? It's a harmless cook book; it's just a little dusty.

  [he opens a panel on his clear head casing and blows on it; now the book reads: How to Cook For Humans] 

  Bart : Ahhh...

  [Bart exhales in relief] 

  Lisa Simpson : Wait a minutes...

  [she blows on it; now the book reads: How to Cook Forty Humans] 

  Lisa Simpson : Ah-ha!

  Kang : Wait - there's still more space dust on here...

  [he blows on the book cover again; now it reads: How to Cook for Forty Humans] 

  Kang : Let me get this straight, you thought...

  Kodos : They thought we were going to eat them!

• Bart : Wait a minute, that's a school book.

  Lisa Simpson : Don't worry, Bart, you won't learn anything.

• Narrator : Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer...

  Homer : Sir...

  Narrator : ...said I...

  Homer : ...or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; / But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, / And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, / That I scarce was sure I heard you.

  Narrator : Here I opened wide the door.

  Bart : This better be good.

  Narrator : Darkness there and nothing more.

  Homer : Huh?

  Bart : You know what would've been scarier than nothing?

  Lisa Simpson : What?

  Bart : Anything!