The Simpsons (TV Series)

Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two (1995)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Grampa, I found your cigar box dug up in the backyard, but the gun wasn't there. Have you seen it?

  Grampa : You accuse me of everything around here! "Who put slippers in the dishwasher? Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch?"

  Marge Simpson : I was just asking if you'd seen it. There's no need to be a prickly pear.

  [Marge leaves the room. Grampa pulls out his Smith & Wesson revolver and caresses it] 

  Grampa : Oh, you're the bee's knees, baby. I missed you bad...

  Marge Simpson : [returning]  Were you talking to me, Grampa?

  Grampa : [hiding the gun]  Uh... yes.

  Marge Simpson : [shudders]  Ugh.

• Lisa : Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this.

  Marge Simpson : Mmm... I think you're a little young to be investigating an attempted murder. Why don't you try to solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?

  Bart : Who wants chocolate ice cream?

  Homer Simpson : Me, me, me!