Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Taco Lips Now: Part 1 (2002)

Timothy Stack: Notch Johnson

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Quotes 

• Judge Howard Doody : Who is the prosecuting attorney?

  'Divine Rod' Petrie : [entering]  I, Rod Petrie, formerly known as the Divine Rod, proudly represents the United States of America.

  Notch Johnson : The Divine Rod? But you're a master criminal, a pornographer, and a sex fiend.

  'Divine Rod' Petrie : Yeah, well, now I'm a lawyer.

  Notch Johnson : Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower.

• Judge Howard Doody : Who is the defense attorney?

  Notch Johnson : I'm representing Notch Johnson.

  Judge Howard Doody : Mr. Johnson, any man who defends himself has a fool for a client.

  Notch Johnson : Thanks, Your Highness. I appreciate the compliment.