The Sopranos (TV Series)

Denial, Anger, Acceptance (1999)

Dominic Chianese: Junior Soprano

Quotes 

• Mikey Palmice : I think you shoulda taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You shoulda sent a clear-cut signal so they know you fuck with Junior Soprano...

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Take it easy! We're not making a western here.

• Livia Soprano : So what's really on your mind, Corrado?

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : This Christopher Moltisanti.

  Livia Soprano : Christopher! What about him?

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Him and his little, uh, friend. They're slappin' me in the face and they're hiding behind Tony.

  Livia Soprano : Well, Tony always loved Christopher like a son. And so do I, Junior. He put up my storm windows for me one year.

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [frustrated]  Good. But what do I do? I just let him and this Filone kid piss on me in public? And how far do I go before I light a friggin' match under that hot-headed son of yours?

  Livia Soprano : Maybe Christopher could use a little talking to. You know. The other one? Filone?

  [shrugs] 

  Livia Soprano : I don't know.

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : You have a lot of sense for an old gal.

  Livia Soprano : No, I'm a babbling idiot. That's why my son put me in a nursing home.

• Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He makes you an offer you can't understand.

• Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : What else did Comley say?

  Mikey Palmice : Nothing much, there was some stuff missing from the truck but he didn't give a fuck as long as it brings back, you know? Oh, then he said to tell Tony Thank you and if there's anything Tony needs, we should give him a call

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [surprised, referring to Christopher and Brendan]  Tony? Those fuckin junkie fucks, they work for Tony, they hijack Comley's truck, I get it back and Comley's thanking Tony?

  Mikey Palmice : I think you should've taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You should've sent a clear cut signal so they know you fuck with Junior Soprano...

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [interrupts him]  Take it easy! We're not making a western here

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Fuckin family, I bought his kid a four hundred dollar surfboard for his birthday