- Construction Worker: [Tony and Silvio are looking for Vito after he's been outed as a homosexual. Tony calls Vito's cellphone. A construction worker picks the phone up off the side of the road] Hello?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Vito?
- Silvio Dante: You got him?
- Construction Worker: [on phone] Who?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Put Vito on the phone, asshole.
- Construction Worker: [on phone] Fuck you, motherfucker.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] What, are you sucking his dick?
- Construction Worker: [on phone] Bet I'd kick your ass, you fucking faggot.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone, yelling] Yeah that's right, telephone tough guy! Put Vito on the phone!
- Construction Worker: [on phone] There ain't no Vito, man. I found the phone on the side of the road!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] What?
- Construction Worker: [on phone] Hang on a second!
- [the construction worker tosses Vito's phone under a steam roller]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Where'd you find the phone? Hello? Hello? Oh you motherfucker!
- Silvio Dante: What happened?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What? It's 2006, there's pillow biters in the special services.
- Silvio Dante: [Referring to Vito] Let me ask you something: For the sake of argument let's say he shows up, are you going to kiss this guy on both cheeks?
- [Tony remains silent]
- Silvio Dante: Take Paulie for example. You know perfectly well guys like him don't kick up their full percent to you. You look the other way, it's the price of doing business. By you cutting him some slack now that he's "out of the closet", it'll be just the excuse for guys to go off the reservation and start holding back some serious money.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: A lot of your circle must have done jail time. They can't be strangers to male-male sexual contact.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You get a pass for that.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well, that's nice.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Well, what are you gonan do? There's no women there. You're there five, ten years.
- [pauses]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Just for the record, my incarceration was very short term, so I never had any need for any anal... you know.
- Carlo Gervasi: [Asking Finn what he saw Vito was doing with the security guard] "Catching" not "pitching"?
- Finn Detrolio: [Nods] He's not going to know I told you?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're going to have no problem from Vito, believe me.
- Finn Detrolio: [Nervously] What are you going to do?
- Christopher Moltisanti: It'll be ok, we'll get him into therapy.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Giving Finn money] Why don't you go out front, get yourself a sandwich and a soda? Any kind you like when we're done here, somebody will drive you back.
- [Finn takes the money and leaves]
- Christopher Moltisanti: [laughing] I want to kill the fat faggot myself. It'd be a fucking honor to cut off his pishadeel and feed it to him!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to everybody] There's no mistake now.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Yelling] I can't believe I stuck up for him. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: We can't have him in our social club anymore, that much I do know.
- Carlo Gervasi: "Social club"? He's got to go.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I want to think about it.
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I don't know...
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Stands up yelling] *What the fuck is there to think about?*
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to paulie] Sit down.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Yelling] Fuck that! I'll say it again, what the fuck is there to think about?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Yelling] Are you going to take care of his kids? When he's gone?
- Christopher Moltisanti: That's true. They didn't do anything, poor little guys.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [to tony] I'm sorry if I yelled. It's just... How much betrayal can I take?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Vito a fag, big construction tycoon. When he was always talking about "greasing the union, who knew that's what he meant?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to everybody] This stays in these four walls.
- Finn Detrolio: It was the other way around. Vito was blowing the security guard.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Son of a bitch!
- Rosalie Aprile: Imagine laying next to a guy for fifteen years and all that time he's been playing for the pink team?
- Carmela Soprano: Who told you? Tony swore me to secrecy!
- Rosalie Aprile: I'm not gonna bear my sources. Anyway, it's all over the place.
- Carmela Soprano: Those poor children. Imagine when they find out their father's a fanook?... But she is such a bright girl, Marie Spatafore. You think she and Vito had some arrangement?
- Rosalie Aprile: I just hope she gets herself tested.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Going outside after an AA meeting to smoke a cigarette] Human frailty: makes me sick sometimes.
- Kevin Mucci: [after approaching them] Chris, right?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Do I know you?
- Kevin Mucci: [Introducing himself] Kevin Mucci, from Yonkers. We met at the Trotters, Sally Cuzo's cousin?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Right, hey.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: Yonkers? What're you, lost?
- Kevin Mucci: My ex's birthday over at the Red Robin, I figured I needed a meeting to get through that shit.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: I hear that.
- Kevin Mucci: So, I saw my cousin this week. It turns out he ran into a friend of yours, big guy, Vito.
- Christopher Moltisanti: And?
- Kevin Mucci: He was in a fag bar dancing with a guy.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Get the fuck out!
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after rushing into the Bada Bing strip club to tell everyone about Vito] You are not going to fuckin' believe this...
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: [Interrupts him, to everyone] Vito Spatafore is an "ass muncher".
- Tony Soprano: [to Murmur] What'd you just say?
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: I'm sorry, it's true.
- Christopher Moltisanti: We ran into this kid, Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
- Tony Soprano: By who?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin... Allegedly.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: Probably bullshit.
- Patsy Parisi: He's a married man.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With a goomah!
- Tony Soprano: All right, back up a second. What did the kid say exactly?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin, Sally Cuzo...
- Carlo Gervasi: From Yonkers, I know him.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Sal was at this place in the city supposedly on business, and he saw Vito holding hands with a guy with nipple rings.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: You're leaving out the best part.
- Christopher Moltisanti: He was wearing a motorcycle outfit like the guy in the Village People with the hat and leather vest.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: Chaps too.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I don't know... Fuckin' slander if you ask me.
- Tony Soprano: [suggesting to everyone to talk privately in the office] All right, let's take this in the back.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: [Making a joke] Yeah, that's what Vito did!
- Tony Soprano: [Irritated, not amused by his joke] You can go.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [while entering the back office of the Bada Bing strip club] I'll tell you one thing: If it was me this kid was spreading rumors about, he'd have something up his own ass. And it wouldn't be no cock either.
- Carlo Gervasi: That's the point though. This guy Sal, I know him. He's a friend of ours.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I fuckin' called it, long time ago.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Referring to the Italian slang term for homosexuals] You knew Vito was "ricuin"?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yes.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I never said it, but I knew.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Get the fuck out, huh? And enough of this "rush to judgment", for all we know this fuckin' Sal guy's got a hard on for Vito.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Christopher after he starts laughing] Oh, you think this is funny? There's a man's reputation at stake here!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Married man, with kids.
- Carlo Gervasi: That don't mean shit. Elton John was married.
- Silvio Dante: Yeah. Rock Hudson too, I think.
- Christopher Moltisanti: So, what'd we got to do? Actually see him take it in the ass?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Patsy] Get Vito on the phone.
- Silvio Dante: You know he called me the other night? Three o'clock in the morning after the wedding.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: And?
- Silvio Dante: Honestly, it was weird. He wanted to know what was going on.
- Christopher Moltisanti: He was fuckin' fishing, see if we heard.
- Patsy Parisi: [to Tony, after calling Vito's cell phone] Straight to voicemail.
- Silvio Dante: Tone, I mean, he represents us.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm not going to condemn the man off the word from some fuckin' douche bag from Yonkers.
- Patsy Parisi: I could care less basically.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah? Maybe *you're* a "flambé"?
- Carlo Gervasi: Fuckin nauseating. If it was up to me I'd drag Vito behind my fuckin' car right now.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, will you take it easy over there, fuckin' Judge Roy Bean?
- Christopher Moltisanti: One of my bar girls knows his goomah. Check with her maybe, she's seen him or knows where he is. Lauren.
- Carlo Gervasi: Think about it though, Tone. Sudden weight loss...
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Shocked] AIDS?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Nobody's got AIDS! I don't want to hear that word in here again!
- Meadow Soprano: Federal prosecutor's office. Won't you tell why your son's being held?
- Mr. Fahim Ulleh Kahn: Or where: It's been four days now since he's been arrested, and we have no money to hire a lawyer.
- Meadow Soprano: How did you hear about the law center?
- Mr. Fahim Ulleh Kahn: You would write the...
- Meadow Soprano: Habeas corpus? I'm not an attorney... yet. I'm a volunteer assistant, one of our attorney's will file the writ.
- Mrs. Fahim Ulleh Kahn: He is a good boy.
- Mr. Fahim Ulleh Kahn: FBI went to his school and took him like a criminal, this is America?
- Mrs. Fahim Ulleh Kahn: It's not easy to be a Muslim now. They wouldn't let Afaf at the local rink unless she took removed her head scarf.
- Meadow Soprano: You're kidding me, why?
- Afaf Kahn: They said it was for insurance purposes. Tt might fall off and someone could trip.
- Mrs. Fahim Ulleh Kahn: If she had been wearing a Yamaka it would be a different story, you can bet.
- Meadow Soprano: [sitting at the kitchen counter next to Finn] There's these poor hard-working people
- Carmela Soprano: Finn, you're not eating?
- Finn Detrolio: coffee's good
- Meadow Soprano: I meant it, the government's completely fucking this family over
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [while walking into the kitchen] when did it start that she can use that kind of language in this house with immunity?
- Meadow Soprano: I'm telling mom about these people who came into the office yesterday
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [jokingly] let me guess: was it a crack whore trying to get her kids back for the welfare money?
- Meadow Soprano: actually, it was a family from Afghanistan who fled the Taliban and sweat it out in a refugee camp and hold down three jobs
- Meadow Soprano: [to her father when he air plays a violin pretending to show sympathy, causing AJ to laugh] you think it's funny? The FBI snatched their son off the street like we're some third world dictatorship
- Finn Detrolio: It's pretty scary
- Carmela Soprano: There must've been some reason Meadow
- A.J. Soprano: Like he's a terrorist maybe?
- Meadow Soprano: [irritated, adamantly] 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Bush is using it as an excuse to erode our Constitution protections and you're falling for it
- Carmela Soprano: I voted for him
- Meadow Soprano: Right, you don't relate to black people clinging to locks
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [as Meadow walks away] you ought to chill out on some of this
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [talking in code in front of Satriale's] The "thing" we talked about at the wedding...
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to killing him] Rusty? You made the call to Italy.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to Annalisa her assassins] Our "friend" over there is gonna "fit him" for a "suit". She's sending over two of her best "tailors".
- Christopher Moltisanti: So, I should meet them at the airport?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to getting them guns] No, they're gonna call you when they arrive. You "hook" them up with a third party, get them some "scissors".
- Christopher Moltisanti: [nods] This is smart, the more I think about it.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [sarcastically] I'm glad you approve.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Anybody taking a look, there's nothing linking us to it.
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to seeing, Patsy, Benny meeting with Angie in her office] They were doing "something" behind closed doors
- Rosalie Aprile: Angie's putting money "on the street"
- Carmela Soprano: How do you know?
- Rosalie Aprile: Angie told me
- Carmela Soprano: She didn't tell me
- Rosalie Aprile: Oh, probably because of Tony, maybe he didn't want you to know something like that: Me and my big mouth
- Carmela Soprano: She's got enough money to do that, huh?
- Carmela Soprano: [after Roe nods] Well, she's pretty successful with that body shop: our grandmother's did it, those were harder times but God bless, right?
- Rosalie Aprile: She was one of "us", now it's like she's like one of "them"
- Christopher Moltisanti: [meeting privately, referring to hitmen they've hired] Some friends coming over from Naples, paying a visit to a guy in New York
- Corky Caporale: Who?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to Rusty] little guy who owns his own park
- Corky Caporale: It's pretty high up
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to providing them with guns] you should get them couple dumb gats, I'll give you guidance on where to find him
- Corky Caporale: how do I get ahold of them?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [giving him the first half the payment for now in heroin] Just leave your phone on, part two, when it's done
- Corky Caporale: I hear fat Vito's been riding the Hershey Highway?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Where'd you get that?
- Corky Caporale: Come on
- Christopher Moltisanti: Somebody started a joke I won't mention any names: there's no truth to it
- Corky Caporale: Oh
- Christopher Moltisanti: It's a fuckin captain you're talking about. People went to see him: he was down the shore with he's comàre
- Corky Caporale: So, it's bullshit, then?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly] As soon as he saw me, he took off like a bat out of hell
- Corky Caporale: [amused] Oh, shit
- Christopher Moltisanti: You didn't hear it from me
- Corky Caporale: It could be a Midlife thing
- Christopher Moltisanti: Suckin a cock?
- Silvio Dante: [referring to Vito, takes concert tickets from his pocket and puts it on the table] Well, he ain't gonna show, I'll just leave him these
- Marie Spatafore: he said he'd be back from Vegas today, I don't know
- Silvio Dante: [after seeing a picture of Vito and Marie in Halloween costumes] You and Vito, how's it going with you guys?
- Marie Spatafore: We have our "ups" and "downs"
- Silvio Dante: And in the romance "department"?
- Marie Spatafore: [surprised by his question] Excuse me? What's this all about?
- Silvio Dante: It's awkward
- Marie Spatafore: No offense but I really don't want to talk about this: Vito's a good father and a loving husband
- Silvio Dante: But his mind is elsewhere: he takes these unexplained powders
- Marie Spatafore: His got a comàre, I know about that
- Silvio Dante: [deciding not to tell her that Vito could be gay, kisses her on the cheek and leaves] It's nothing, forget about it. If you hear from him, you tell him, I brought him Blood, Sweat & Tears tickets, backstage passes too