The Sopranos (TV Series)
University (2001)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Tracee : I'm pregnant. It's Ralphie's.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Congratulations.
Tracee : What should I do? He acts like he doesn't give a shit.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You ever think he's not acting?
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Cocksucker was way out of line!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : 20 years old, this girl!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : That too.
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [to Carmela and Tony during Tony's therapy session] so things are better then? Since our first session?
Carmela Soprano : Yes I guess, we seem to talk more easily
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Sometimes painful sessions can break the "log jam"
Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Tony remaining silent] yes, then there's this
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [to Tony] you're being particularly quiet today,
Tony Soprano : Sometimes I got nothing to say
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Anthony, Carmela is here, she's giving up her time to talk about your panic attacks
Tony Soprano : A young man who worked for us at Barone sanitation died
Carmela Soprano : Who?
Tony Soprano : You don't know him. He died that's all, a "work related" death. It's sad when they go so young
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : At your age, with your situation, you need another kid like you need a fucking hole in the head. You're young, you still got your figure and you're making money.
Tracee : So you think I should get an abortion?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Believe me, with Ralphie as the father, you would be doing this kid and the next few generations a favour.
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Silvio Dante : [after she walks up to him] what's the matter Hun?
Tracee : nothing
Tracee : [getting his attention] Tony?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : how you doing sweetie?
Tracee : good, I took Danny to the doctor: like you said
Tracee : [when she notices he doesn't recall] my son?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : oh yeah, yeah, right, right. How's he doing?
Tracee : you were right, just a chest pull, not pneumonia, thank God
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : good to hear it
Tracee : [hands him the plate] I made you some bread, you know, as a "thank you"?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : you didn't have to do that
Tracee : no, really, I wanted to: it's Date Nut for breakfast
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : listen... Tracee, right?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after she nods] the bread's very sweet: you're a great girl. Don't take this the wrong way but you can't be doing stuff like this
Silvio Dante : [to Tracee] no good
Tracee : but I just wanted to say "thanks"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I know but I already got a family, you know, they give me gifts. What we have is an employee, employer, "thing"
Tracee : can't we be friends?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to their romantically involved] yeah, well, I'm not so sure that's a good idea either because you and Ralphie...
Tracee : Yeah, Ralphie
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm glad your kid's ok
Silvio Dante : [points to his watch, referring to the fictional character and brand name, telling her to go back to work] let's go betty Crocker
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Carmela Soprano : [pleasantly surprised to see her, while in the kitchen] What're you doing home? Don't you have class?
Meadow Soprano : It's Friday: only in the mornings
Carmela Soprano : You got a postcard from the dentist, it's time to schedule a cleaning
Meadow Soprano : God, I just went. It smells great, what is that?
Carmela Soprano : It's a Bundt cake for AJ's fundraiser
Meadow Soprano : Nice shoes, daddy home?
Carmela Soprano : His upstairs
Carmela Soprano : What's with you? You seem...
Meadow Soprano : [interrupts her] What?
Carmela Soprano : Nothing, I don't know
Meadow Soprano : Hey, you know what I read? their making a movie with Eloise
Carmela Soprano : Really? That should be cute
Meadow Soprano : It's supposed to come out around Christmas or something: you remember at The Plaza that time, the kid kept calling her "Heloise?" And I almost got into a fight with her?
Carmela Soprano : Yes, that little Spanish girl
Meadow Soprano : She was so annoying
Carmela Soprano : I can't believe you even remember that, you were like nine or something?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while entering the kitchen, kisses her on the cheek] Hey
Meadow Soprano : [uninterested] Hello
Meadow Soprano : [to her mother] So anyway, when it opens, we are so there: you and me
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [sarcastically to Meadow] I know your excited to see me but try to control yourself
Carmela Soprano : So, how's school? What's new?
Meadow Soprano : Caitlin's still a pain, she cries like over everything
Carmela Soprano : Probably misses her home: the poor thing
Meadow Soprano : [referring to her boyfriend Noah Tannenbaum] Thank God for Noah though, he's the only one who can calm her down. She started pulling her hair out last night when she saw a scary movie. She does it all the time now, her scalp is like all raw
Carmela Soprano : Oh my God
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [jokingly] Nothing like a straitjacket wouldn't cure
Meadow Soprano : [sarcastically] Sorry, I forgot it's Mr. Sensitivity who doesn't have any problems of his own
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm agreeing with you
Meadow Soprano : [before leaving] Like you have a clue
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated] Jesus Christ, what the fuck already?
Carmela Soprano : [referring to the conflict between Tony and Meadow] Cut her some slack, she's under a lot of strain and you did start this
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Noah] Did you see? How I didn't rise to the bait? The mulligan? A lot of good it did me, does anybody!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [when Carmela ignores him] It's still going on
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Tracee : [seeing him in the Bada Bing parking lot] Do you have a second? I know you said we can't be friends but there's no one else I can talk to
Tracee : [after he waits for her to continue] I'm pregnant, it's Ralphie's
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Congratulations
Tracee : I don't know what to do: he acts like he doesn't give a shit
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You ever think he's not acting?
Tracee : what should I do? Should I keep it?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I don't get involved in "affairs of the heart"
Tracee : If I have it, you think he'll help support it?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [sarcastically, referring to the 1950's American sitcom] Oh, sure it'd be "Father Knows Best" over there
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [when she looks worried and doesn't respond] you want my advice? You already got one kid: problems with that, burning him with cigarettes, whatever the fuck you were doing
Tracee : I got help for that. I had a lot of repressed anger. My county social worker says it goes back to my mom and holding my hand on the stove...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [interrupts her] Whatever, ok? Your age, your "situation", you need another kid like you need a fuckin hole in the head. Your young, you still got your figure, you can be making money
Tracee : so, you think I should get an abortion?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Believe me, with Ralphie as the father, you'd be doing this kid and the new generations a favor