Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Q-Less (1993)

Colm Meaney: Chief Miles O'Brien

Quotes 

• Chief O'Brien : Vash and Captain Picard were friends - close friends, if you follow my meaning. Seems they met on Risa a few years back. I figured she must be a special woman being friends with the Captain at all.

  Commander Sisko : Somehow she doesn't seem to be his type.

  Chief O'Brien : The Captain likes a good challenge, sir.

• Chief O'Brien : Why don't you do something constructive for a change, like torment Cardassians?

  Q : Do I know you?

  Chief O'Brien : O'Brien, from the Enterprise.

  Q : Enterprise? Oh, yes! Weren't you one of the little people?

• Doctor Bashir : [Bashir is on the Replimat, waiting for Vash when Q disguised as a Bajoran waiter comes up to him]  Oh, just a cup of mint tea, please.

  Q : [tutting]  You're making a terrible mistake.

  Doctor Bashir : Why? Oh, the replicators haven't malfunctioned again?

  Q : I'm talking about Vash. Stay away from her.

  Doctor Bashir : My God! You're an impertinent waiter!

  Q : I'm a friend. I'm trying to give friendly advice. She's nothing but trouble.

  Doctor Bashir : Really? Well, I don't think it's any of your business who I see. In fact, I'm meeting her now...

  Q : [concerned]  Are you sure you're up to it? You look tired.

  Doctor Bashir : [getting up to leave]  I feel fine...

  Q : No, no, no. You look very, very tired.

  [Q yawns] 

  Doctor Bashir : [Bashir does the same]  Actually, I do feel a bit spent. Maybe I should lie down for a while.

  Q : [to himself]  Hopefully by yourself for a change.

  Chief O'Brien : [O'Brien's also at the Replimat and recognises the waiter. He hurries off to Ops while saying to himself]  Bloody hell!