Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Bill Miller : [on dating]  It's not easy out there.

  Judy Miller : [raiding he icebox while just in his underwear]  No, but obviously your sister is.

  Bill Miller : Give her a break. She's still waiting for the right guy. She's not willing to settle like I did.

  Judy Miller : [turning to face her, with a beer in one hand and a hotdog in the other]  How did you settle?

  Bill Miller : Says a man with no pants and a raw wiener in his hand.

  Judy Miller : [grinning]  Is that a come-on?

• Eric : [watching pro-wrestling with Bill]  Oh, he's got him in a subatomic headlock.

  [pow] 

  Eric : Ow, that's gotta hurt.

  Bill Miller : Actually, I can tell you from experience, that does hurt.

  Eric : You a wrestler?

  Bill Miller : No, just married.

• Eric : [while watching TV with Bill]  Now we're out of beer.

  Bill Miller : Ah, maybe it's just as well. It'll give me some more time to spend with my kids.

  [calling] 

  Bill Miller : Brian!

  Brian Miller : [from upstairs]  What?

  Bill Miller : Come down here. I wanna talk to you.

  Brian Miller : [coming down]  Really?

  Bill Miller : Yeah. How ya doin'? Gimme a beer.

  Eric : Wow, Bill, that's not very nice.

  Bill Miller : No, no, hold on, Brian. Eric's right. Grab him one , too.

• Judy Miller : You shaved? At six o'clock at night?

  Bill Miller : Why's that so unusual?

  Judy Miller : You didn't shave on our wedding day.

  Bill Miller : In all fairness, neither did you.

• Eric : [driving Bill home]  Man, that was a pretty good barbecue, huh?

  Bill Miller : Pretty good? If those ribs were sex, I'd be asleep right now.

• Bill Miller : Hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to be with another man.

• Judy Miller : [settling in to watch TV with Bill]  You wanna beer?

  Bill Miller : Yeah.

  Judy Miller : Get me one, too.

  Bill Miller : [calling]  Brian!

  Brian Miller : [from upstairs]  Get your own beer!

• Bill Miller : I'm a good guy, right?

  Brian Miller : Dad, before you go any further, if you and Mom are breaking up, I'm going with HER.

• Judy Miller : I have to go with Linda to some stupid French pastry class every Thursday for the next six weeks.

  Bill Miller : [calmly]  Ah, you know, she's your sister and it's important to support her.

  Judy Miller : We don't get to bring any of the pastries home.

  Bill Miller : [angrily]  Well, then, that bows!