Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Tina Miller : I wanna watch my Tiny Force video again.

  Judy Miller : Again?

  Bill Miller : Won't have to put the tape in, Tina. Just listen to Daddy's head, 'cause it's always playin' in here.

  Tina Miller : [putting an ear to his scalp]  I don't hear anything.

  Judy Miller : Try his tummy. There's like a whole marching band going on in there.

  Bill Miller : Yeah, the corn beef section's tuning up right now.

• Judy Miller : Bill, we need to encourage our daughter to do better. I mean, I think the reason we were lazy is because we never had to help Brian or motivate him to do his homework.

  Bill Miller : Yeah, I loved that little freak of nature.

• Linda Michaels : It's so nice to see you guys have finally taken an interest in junior high. Only took you 25 years.

  Bill Miller : Hey, when you have kids, I'm sure you and donor sample 3256'll feel the same way we do.

• Brian Miller : So let me get this straight: You want me to help you help Lauren cheat.

  Bill Miller : Preferably without her knowing.

  Brian Miller : Are there ANY rules in this house anymore?

• Linda Michaels : Okay, listen up, 'cause I got some hot gossip.

  Bill Miller : Yeah, yeah. Your cat's having kittens; you don't know who the father is.

• Bill Miller : And they said we weren't fit to bring children into this world. Where are those people now?

  Judy Miller : At my parent's house.

  Bill Miller : Yup.