The Twilight Zone (TV Series)

Wordplay/Dreams for Sale/Chameleon (1985)

Joseph Whipp: Doug Seaver (segment "Wordplay")

Quotes 

• [phone conversation] 

  Doug Seaver : Listen, Bill, can I get back to you? My wife's waiting for me; today's our 17th wedding throw-rug and I'm taking her out for a sail, and then to dinner.

  Bill Lowery : I'm sorry, Doug, today's your what?

  Doug Seaver : It's our throw-rug.

  Bill Lowery : Your throw-rug?

  Doug Seaver : That's right, seventeenth. Talk to you tomorrow.

  Bill Lowery : [to dialtone]  Uh oh-oh Doug wait!

  Bill Lowery : [to himself]  "Throw-rug"?