- Shelly Johnson: Do you want some more pie? A whole pie?
- FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: Yes I would Miss Johnson, and a piece of paper and a pencil. I plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie.
- Benjamin Horne: I am filled to the brim with the feeling of goodness. Like a Christmas tree, all lit up inside. But at the end of the day, when I look in the mirror, I have to face the fact that I really don't know how to be good.
- John Justice Wheeler: You're off to a pretty fair start.
- Benjamin Horne: How do you do it, John? What's the secret? You really think that I could learn to be good?
- John Justice Wheeler: I don't see why not. Just keep your eye on your heart, and always tell the truth.
- Benjamin Horne: Always tell the truth.
- John Justice Wheeler: Tell the hardest truth first, though.
- Benjamin Horne: Oh, always tell the hardest truth first. Oh, I love that. John, that's terrific. This truth business is clearly at the forefront of goodness.
- Dale Cooper: Anything?
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: No, nothing. She wants to speak to the South African Consulate.
- Dale Cooper: [surprised] In Twin Peaks?
- Shelly Johnson: Would you like some pie?
- FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: Massive, massive quantities. And a glass of water, sweetheart, my socks are on fire!
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Why would Eckhardt want me dead?
- Dale Cooper: Sexual jealousy.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Oh yeah.
- Dale Cooper: Gordon, there's some curious linkages here.
- FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: The word linkage reminds me of sausage. Never cared much for the links, preferred the patties, but breakfast is a real good idea.