Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (2003)

Liz Vassey: Kate

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• Charlie : My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight.

  Kate : That's funny. Everybody warned *me* not to go out with *you*.

  Charlie : Hey, it worked for Romeo and Juliet. Well, up to the poison and the stabbing.

  Kate : Charlie, I have a confession. I haven't been out with a man, other than my husband, in 12 years.

  Charlie : That's not a problem. Couple of things have changed, but I can bring you up to date.

  Kate : Please do.

  Charlie : Alright. Well, nowadays women pay for dinner. And, of course, sex is a given.

  Kate : Well, I'll tell you one thing. I am not paying for dinner.

  Charlie : Rats!