Bailey Quarters : [as Bailey and Les stare out the window in deep contemplation] Have you ever wondered what makes someone what they are?
Les Nessman : Have you ever wondered why Russian women look like men?
Bailey Quarters : I hadn't noticed.
Les Nessman : I think they kidnap men from all over the world, take them to Moscow and turn them into Russian women.
Bailey Quarters : [giggling under her breath] Do you?
Les Nessman : I think that's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. By now, he's probably a grandmother in the Ukraine.
[Andy sneaks up behind Bailey and Les, who are startled when he speaks]
Andy Travis : Whadda you lookin' at?
Bailey Quarters : Ah, there's a man in the building over there on the sixteenth floor who's exercising in the nude again.
Andy Travis : [coughing] Seen Venus?
Bailey Quarters : Nude?
Andy Travis : No, just around.
Les Nessman : I think he's in the bullpen arguing with Herb.
Bailey Quarters : Or else he's in Russia being turned into a ballerina.
Andy Travis : I'll check the bullpen first.
[Mr. Carlson, Herb and Jennifer are in the reception area when Andy enters]
Andy Travis : [to Mr. Carlson] Did you want to see me?
Arthur Carlson : Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I want you to impress upon Herb how important it is that he sign new clients.
Andy Travis : [turns to Herb in confusion, then turns back to Mr. Carlson] OK, why don't you tell him yourself?
Arthur Carlson : Well, I can do that now because Herb's here, but he wasn't here when I sent for you. I was going to tell you to tell him, then I left, and of course when I got back Herb was here, but I couldn't tell him because you said you sent for me, and then I answered you, so there you go.
Andy Travis : So now what?
Arthur Carlson : Well, I don't know.
[Venus enters the room]
Venus Flytrap : What's going on?
Andy Travis : Ah, Mr. Carlson was just explaining nuclear physics to us.