- Julie Kotter: You know, honey, you should not be so upset about that computer. It's only temporary.
- Gabe Kotter: Yeah, that's what Woodrow Wilson said about income tax.
- Arnold Horshack: [sitting on Gabe's desk and trying to bend a spoon with his mind] Get bent. Get bent. Mind over matter-er. Get bent.
- Juan Epstein: [grabs the spoon, bends it, and hands it to Arnold] There you go, Arnold.
- Arnold Horshack: Hey, that's even better. Epstein over matter.
- Gabe Kotter: Mr. Woodman, I think the guys are getting a little tired of this computer.
- Mr. Michael Woodman: Nonsense, they love it. Machines aren't boring, people are boring.
- Gabe Kotter: Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to our new show, "People are Boring!"
- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: And here's our new host, Al Dull!
- [audience applause]
- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: America's favorite bore!
- [laughs]