American Dad! (TV Series)

It's Good to Be the Queen (2006)

Jon Cryer: Quacky

Quotes 

• Quacky : Apparently, Betty Sue was so devastated by losing homecoming queen she walked into a Dunkin' Donuts and never came out. And speaking of coming out, ta-da!

  Stan Smith : So that's why you're so pale. This is the first time you've come out of your house. Welcome! This is a necktie and that's a table.

  Quacky : No. I'm gay.

  Stan Smith : What? My gaydar is totally off.

  [looks down at his watch which says "Straight, Curious, and Gay" and the arrow points at "Straight"] 

  Stan Smith : Damn! SkyMall screwed me again!

• Quacky : [to Stan]  You are, without a doubt, the cruelest most disgusting excuse for a human being I have ever met!

  Stan Smith : Look, Quacky, you and me? Not gonna happen, okay? I'm like candy to these people.