Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

Hit and Run (2000)

Stephen Colbert: Chuck Noblet

Quotes 

• Chuck Noblet : Never let your conscience trick you into owning-up to the truth, when there's still a chance somebody might believe the lie.

• Chuck Noblet : [Noblet realizes Jerri has been watching him cry]  Jerri, hi! I was just looking for my classroom! Is this it? Nope! This is Mr. Jellineck's class! Hmm!

• Mr. Chuck Noblet : Geoffrey! Those soft, pillowy lips!