- Dr. Cristina Yang: [changing the baby; singing] A-B-C-D... oh gross. E-F-G/This really couldn't suck any worse.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [Narrating] We're supposed to forget the past that landed us here, ignore the future complications that might arise and go for the quick fix.
- [Christina hold's Dr. Bailey's baby up to the intercom so she can hear the baby crying]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: That's cry number four. You need to feed it.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: As doctors, patients are always telling us how they'd do our jobs. Just stitch me up, slap a band-aid on it and send me home. Itâs easy to suggest a quick solution, when you donât know much about the problem or you donât understand the underlying cause or just how deep the wound is. The first step toward a real cure is to know exactly what the disease is to begin with. But thatâs not what people want to hear. We're supposed to forget the past that led us here, ignore the future complications that might arise and go for the quick fix.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Have you talked to Meredith yet?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a t-shirt that says, "Stop asking me about Meredith," and I'm gonna wear it everyday until people stop asking me about Meredith.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: [sees Meredith coming] Shhh! At least they won't be asking you about your hair.
- Dr. Richard Webber: Dr. Yang?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Dr. Webber.
- Dr. Richard Webber: What is that smell?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Uh... it's... it's feces. It's baby feces.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: I have an MD from Stanford and a PhD from Berkley, I can handle this diaper... unless you want to.