- Brent LeRoy: [playing with Hank's Lego model of the post office] Aah! It's Handzilla and he's wearing a watch! That's 'cause it's time to kick your house down!
- Brent LeRoy: Well, if all the good stuff's been done, that kinda leaves your niche wide open.
- Hank Yarbo: Yeah. Thanks Brent! Always there to pick me up!
- Oscar Leroy: [to Wanda about a party for her birthday] Don't hold your breath.
- Brent LeRoy: Yeah, that's Karen's thing.
- Emma Leroy: If people make a fuss over you, it just shows they care.
- Wanda Dollard: That's sweet of you.
- Emma Leroy: Oh, I don't care, but others might.
- Brent LeRoy: Hey, has Wanda seemed grouchy to you lately? Er, grouchier?
- Lacey Burrows: More grumpy than grouchy. Cranky.
- Brent LeRoy: Crabby, too. Not in a crotchety way, but testy.
- Lacey Burrows: Huffy even.
- Brent LeRoy: Exactly - maldiferous. Oh, I think that means something else.
- Lacey Burrows: You wanta know what I think?
- Brent LeRoy: I'm not just here for the synonyms.
- Lacey Burrows: I think Wanda's upset that Wes's party wasn't for her.
- Brent LeRoy: But she's always going on about how she hates birthdays.
- Lacey Burrows: I know, all I'm saying is when we were leaving the bar she seemed a little miffed.
- Brent LeRoy: Miffed or peeved?
- Lacey Burrows: Oh, please stop.
- Hank Yarbo: I'm all stressed about this anniversary contest thingy. I mean, I have to write a poem?
- Brent LeRoy: You don't have to, it's an option. You can write a poem. Well, ONE can write a poem. But if you were one, I wouldn't.
- Hank Yarbo: Why not?
- Brent LeRoy: You use the word "thingy," for one thingy.