Destroy All Humans! 2 (2006 Video Game)
Jim Meskimen: Russian Men, Cosmonauts, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Cosmonaut 1 : [during Crypto's speech] Why are we not being allowed in area just northeast of here?
Cosmonaut 2 : Da, what are you having to hide?
Crypto : Because Milenkov thinks you're too drunk and stupid to go over there without getting lost, that's why.
Cosmonaut 2 : Drunk, okay, but STUPID? Why, that zhopa!
Cosmonaut 1 : Da! We can no longer be trusting Premier Milenkov!
Crypto : Oh, it ain't just Milenkov, kids. The Blisk think you're a bunch of morons, too.
Cosmonaut 2 : Bliskeviks, also? But they're always telling us Soviet Union will be ruling world!
Cosmonaut 1 : Da, Leonid! What evidence are you having to mistrust Bliskeviks?
Crypto : *Evidence*? They're controlling your mind!
Cosmonaut 2 : Tsk, tsk... I am thinking Comrade Cosmonaut Leonid is drinking too much Revelade.
Crypto : They've taken over your entire government!
Cosmonaut 2 : Tsk, tsk... Comrade Leonid is perhaps watching too much American television.
Crypto : They're giant freakin' lobsters! From outer freakin' space!
Cosmonaut 2 : Tsk, tsk... we are seeing long-term psychological effects of space travel. Poor Leonid.
Crypto : They're taking away your vodka!
Cosmonaut 1 , Cosmonaut 2 : [gasps]
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Russian Peasant : Mind says Lenin, but body says Stalin. And shockingly, at heart I am being straight capitalist. Go figuring.
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Russian Peasant : Supposedly, scientists are performing numerous nuclear experiments in town. I suppose it would explain why I am peeing green.
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Russian Mafia Thug : Why is Russian mafia needing to kill innocent people? Our government is doing a good enough job with that already.
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Cosmonaut : I am being scientist and I'm okay. I'm sleeping all night and working all day.
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[a disguised Crypto has warned the Cosmonauts that the Blisk plans to rob them of their vodka]
Cosmonaut 1 : This... This is being outrage! Anything else can being endured, if we're having enough vodka!
Cosmonaut 2 : Da! Without vodka, Russia would have been democracy 200 years ago!
Cosmonaut 1 : This will not be standing! There is being no such thing as free lunch, Bliskeviks!
Crypto : Yeah! Give me vodka or give me death!
Cosmonaut 1 : Da!
Crypto : Yeah! So what does this mean for the Bliskeviks?
Cosmonaut 2 : Bad news for the Bliskeviks!
Crypto : That's the spirit! Now get out there, find the Blisk and kill them crabbies dead!
Cosmonaut 2 : For vodka!
