The Transformers (TV Series)

Dinobot Island: Part 2 (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Beachcomber, Seaspray, Warpath

Quotes 

• Chip Chase : Teletraan I should solve the mystery, Optimus Prime, with the right input.

  Spike Witwicky : You'll do it, Chip.

  Beachcomber : Like if you need geology type info, hey, just call on 'your truly' Beachcomber. I dig projects that don't require conflict, you know.

  Perceptor : And if you need a true scientist to explain Beachcomber to you...

  [Perceptor transforms into microscope] 

  Perceptor : ...don't hesitate to call on me, Perceptor.

  Chip Chase : Thanks, Perceptor. You too, Beachcomber. I can use lots of help.

• [Seaspray, Cliffjumper and Tracks are surfing the sea, heading to the second time-warp] 

  Seaspray : According to my radar, we're almost at the time warp!

  Cliffjumper : Who needs radar, Seaspray? Use your optic scanners!

  Pirate Captain : [to the yacht people]  We be wantin' yer treasure, and the wenches, too!

  [the pirate leader laughs viciously, while he and the other pirates wave their swords menacingly. The women freeze in fear. The yacht captain grabs an umbrella, with no other weapon available, and waves it rather pathetically at the pirates] 

  Cliffjumper : Aw, cool off, Long John!

  [Cliffjumper shoots several times, shattering the pirates' swords to pieces, to their surprise] 

  Pirate Captain : What sorcery'd be this?

  [the yacht people watch with relief as Tracks transforms and flies toward the pirate ship] 

  Tracks : I'd rather stay in my stunning auto-mode...

  [Tracks lands on the pirate ship deck with heavy thud] 

  Tracks : Nuh! But then I couldn't do this!

  [Tracks shoots several darkness bombs. The pirates are engulfed with darkness, helplessly waving their hands] 

  Pirate Captain : Aha! He's made it black as night!

  [Tracks shoots at the grapnel rope, severing it. The yacht moves to safety away from the pirate ship. Tracks jumps into the sea] 

  Seaspray : I know what you mean, Tracks... but different strokes for different blokes!

  [Seaspray starts pushing the pirate ship into the time-warp. Cliffjumper joins him. Cliffjumper grunts, straining against the massive weight of the ship] 

  Cliffjumper : Com'n, Tracks, we gotta push this crate back into the warp before it closes.

  [Tracks joins Seaspray and Cliffjumper, and together they manage to push the pirate ship into the time-warp. Shortly after the ship disappears into the warp, it closes and vanishes without a trace] 

• [the Autobots arrive at Dinobot Island. Behind bushes, they watch the Decepticons] 

  Optimus Prime : If that stolen energy is taken from this area, this entire galaxy could crumble!

  Ironhide : Yeah, try tellin' that to them...

  [Optimus Prime and Ironhide come out. Megatron turns to face them] 

  Megatron : You were a fool to come here, Optimus Prime! And fools pay a heavy price!

  [Megatron shoots and hits Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime collapses, but immediately recovers] 

  Ironhide : Prime!

  Optimus Prime : I'm okay. Repair systems already compensating for damage.

  Ironhide : Great! Then let's make the Decepticons Decepti-crumbs!

  [Ironhide shoots at the Decepticons. Megatron and Starscream recoil, evading the shot. The other Autobots come out and open fire] 

  Megatron : Resist! Terminate them! Reduce them to Lithium litter!

  Starscream : Attack... from the sky!

  [Starscream transforms into jet, and flies. Thundercracker, Skywarp, Ramjet, Dirge and Thrust follow him, and bomb the Autobots from above. Warpath and Perceptor return fire] 

  Warpath : ZOWIE! WHAM! BANG! I'll blow 'em out of the blue, Perceptor! They don't call me Warpath because I'm gentle, ha-ha-ha!

  [Warpath hits Thundercracker and Skywarp. Starscream shoots null ray at Warpath and Perceptor, and they both collapse] 

  Starscream : Boisterous clown! You won't hit anything with your circuits nullified!

  Perceptor : [groans in pain]  Ohh! Null ray... disrupting... electron flow!

• [Optimus Prime shoots and hits Megatron. Megatron falls down, but immediately is back on his feet] 

  Megatron : Soundwave! Prepare to receive!

  [Megatron transforms into gun. Soundwave catches him and shoots at Optimus Prime, but Optimus Prime evades the shot. The ground cracks under Optimus Prime's feet, and he quickly moves away. The crack stretches to Soundwave, and he loses balance and falls, dropping the gun. Megatron transforms back into robot and shoots, but the ground shakes under feet, and he falls, his shot misses. As the near volcanos erupt, Blitzwing transforms into tank and drives downhill] 

  Beachcomber : [shoots at the Decepticons]  Like, I hope we don't destroy this place before we can study it! Ooh, wow! Hehe...

  [suddenly, a missile hits the ground near Beachcomber. He turns around and sees Blitzwing heading his direction, shooting. Warpath transforms into tank and rushes to help Beachcomber] 

  Warpath : Hang in there, Beachcomber! Here comes the cavalry!

  [Blitzwing shoots at Beachcomber. Beachcomber transforms into vehicle and runs away. Blitzwing is so busy shooting after him, that he fails to notice Warpath until he suffers direct hit from behind] 

  Warpath : Hey, Blitzwing! Tank you! Ha-ha-ha!

  [Blitzwing turns back, and the two tanks shoot at each other, until several geysers erupt from the ground between them]