Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Dump of My Own (1989)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud : Where's Dad?

  Peggy : In the bathroom breaking in his new toilet.

  [Al walks in the living room and sits on the couch] 

  Peggy : How was it, honey?

  Al : I don't know, Peg. I'm constipated. This is the worst day of my life. I wonder if this ever happened to Dad?

  Peggy : Aww, honey. Do you want me to undercook you some chicken?

  Al : No thanks, Peg. It'll take more than raw poultry to fix what's wrong with me.

  [turns on TV] 

  TV Announcer : And now back to the rest of ABC's lineup: "Roseanne" and the Emmy winning "Thirtysomething".

  [Al nods his head, picks up the newspaper and walks back into the bathroom] 

• Kelly Bundy : Eat dad's socks.

  Bud : Sniff His Shoes.