- Arthur Spooner: How dare you go through my personal things!
- Doug Heffernan: You go through my stuff all the time.
- Arthur Spooner: That is a lie.
- Doug Heffernan: Yesterday I caught you eating my ChapStick.
- Doug Heffernan: Good luck, Arthur
- Arthur Spooner: Thank you; and what can I say except: I hope you die, you fat pig!