Cars (2006 Video Game)

E.J. Holowicki: DJ, The Crippler

Quotes 

• Boost : [Lightning arrives at an intersection in Tailfin Pass to find the Deliquent Road Hazards blocking the road]  Sorry, chief. Road's closed.

  Lightning McQueen : [looks behind the group]  Looks okay to me.

  DJ : [with his music playing]  Nah. He means it's closed to you.

  Lightning McQueen : What's that? I can't hear you.

  DJ : I said it's closed to you!

  Lightning McQueen : Nope. Still gettin' nothing.

  Wingo : [DJ shuts off his music]  He said get lost, pal!

  Lightning McQueen : Oh what, are you gonna slice and dice me with your spoiler?

  DJ : Hey, wait a...

  Lightning McQueen : Tell you what, subwoofer, three laps oughta settle this. Me, you, and your little tweeter friends. When I win, you let me pass.

  [addresses Boost] 

  Lightning McQueen : Oh, and you can throw in one of your boost canisters. Seriously, do you really need that much boost?

  Boost : [revs toward Lightning]  Okay. Let's do this.

• Count Spatula : MCQUEEN! GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!

  The Crippler : YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US! AH-HA-HA-HA!

  Ginormous : AAAAAAAAAAH!