Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Robert Forster: Sergeant Volkom

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• Sergeant Volkom : [making his FOTB wedding reception toast in full military dress uniform]  It was cold and dark, and we'd been taking fire for hours. Took an incoming mortar hit. I opened up his jacket, and his insides fell out; and I had his bloody guts in my hand. They were warm and mushy and squishy. And I push them back right into his body cavity, and willed him to live with my tears. And THAT is what true love is... hoo-ah!

• Sergeant Volkom : It's not complicated. Our guests are represented by the Allies. Paul, you and your guests are Nazis.

  Paul : I'll try not to read into that, sir.

  Sergeant Volkom : Blue frogmen are non-requisite support personnel. Waiters, photographers, caterers, band members and so forth.

  Jenny Perotti : Oh, Donna, look. You got a grenade launcher.

  Donna the Bridesmaid : Oh, my God, I love grenade launchers.

  [Jenny looks at Donna and smiles] 

  Sandra : Daddy, you're not showing off your seating chart, are you?