Friends (TV Series)

The One in Vegas: Part 2 (1999)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : [in shop; they need something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue]  Okay. Here's something - here's something blue and new.

  [picks up sweater] 

  Monica Geller : You're so efficient. I love you. No, no, no! We need something old!

  Chandler Bing : Let's go!

  Monica Geller : No, no, no! We need something old!

  Chandler Bing : O-kay, I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.

  Monica Geller : That will work!

  Chandler Bing : I don't think so.

• Randall : Stop it!

  Chandler Bing : Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?

  Randall : Please stop it!

  Chandler Bing : Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?

  Randall : If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!