Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert (2006)

Brad Hunt: Kris Kedder

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Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : You are Kris Kedder, the famous rock and roll song singer?

  [Several of the women behind Kedder crack up] 

  Kris Kedder : I guess I am.

• Adrian Monk : You have mud on your boots.

  Kris Kedder : [lifts up his foot, revealing that he does have mud on his boots]  Yes, I do. I must be at a rock festival.

  Adrian Monk : It's just that I don't see mud on anybody else's shoes.

  Kris Kedder : I see some on yours.

  [Monk lifts up his foot and realizes that he has mud as well] 

  Adrian Monk : [to Kendra]  You were going to show me Stork's trailer?

• Adrian Monk : [shows Kedder the guitar string]  This was found at the crime scene. It is from a 12 string guitar.

  Natalie Teeger : You're the only musician that has one.

  Roadie : So what are you saying? That Stork was strangled?

  Adrian Monk : I'm not saying anything. Just asking questions.

  Kris Kedder : Hey, anybody could have taken it. I don't lock my case.

• Kris Kedder : Hey, man. What's going on?

  [Stork shows him a copy of the Trafalgar band's CD] 

  Kris Kedder : Where'd you get that?

  Stork : Disk jockey I know. They sent him an advanced copy.

  Kris Kedder : You like that cover? That was my idea.

  Stork : Stealing my credit, stealing my song. Was that your idea, too?

  Kris Kedder : What? You're name is not on there?

  Stork : No, don't give me that! "Peggy's Gone to Memphis, Words and Music by Kris Kedder." You know you told me that if I kept my mouth shut, and I was a good boy, that you'd take care of me. I guess you figure I'm just some dumb roadie that you can rip off and nobody's going to care.

  Kris Kedder : Okay Stork, my man. Let's just relax. I was going to talk to you about this.

  [pause] 

  Kris Kedder : I'm going to offer you five grand.

  Stork : [scoffs]  Five grand for a hit song?

  Kris Kedder : Look dude, you've got talent. You co-wrote a great song, but you don't understand how the business works.

  Stork : I didn't co-write *anything*. I wrote that song! Every note, every line! I let you take half-credit because you said that it would jump-start my career.