The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Guess Who's Coming to State Dinner? (2006)

Michael Sinterniklaas: Dean Venture

Quotes 

• Abraham Lincoln : Microchip! Microchip! Infused to the back of Colonel Manstrong's neck. His mother is using it to control him and he's going to assassinate the president!

  Dean Venture : I don't know, that sounds kinda far fetched.

  Hank Venture : [to Dean]  Thanks. I'm glad you said it first.

  Abraham Lincoln : [stops raving frantically after hearing Hank]  Far fetched? Didn't either of you see the 'Manchurian Candidate'? Not even the remake with Denzel? I've been dead for seven score years and even I...

  Hank Venture : [Quietly, to Dean]  Who is this guy again?

  Abraham Lincoln : [Interrupting loudly and irritated]  ABRAHAM LINCOLN! 16th President of the United States? C'mon you're kidding me!

  Dean Venture : [to Hank]  Yeah, haven't you learned anything in bed?

  Abraham Lincoln : [Irritated and rubbing his temples]  Alright, how about this: I'm the five-dollar bill guy...

  Hank Venture : [Excitedly]  You invented the five-dollar bill?

  Abraham Lincoln : [Sarcastically agreeing]  That's right, Hank. Yes I did.

  [burying his face in his hand as to appear he's given up on Hank; looks to Dean] 

  Abraham Lincoln : Dean, you seem to have a bit more on the ball here. Would you mind being able to help me? For the Union?