My Life in Ruins (2009)

Bernice Stegers: Maria

Quotes 

• Maria : By the way, Spiros eloped with that girl with no foot.

  Georgia : [going through the mail]  Excellent!

  Georgia : Why?

  Georgia : I'm being sarcastic.

  Maria : You're not funny. Stop trying.

  Georgia : Who's my new driver? Not Themio.

  Maria : He's in jail. You got the substitute. Procopi.

  Georgia : The creepy, hairy, creepy guy?

  [behind her, Procopi sips his coffee] 

  Georgia : He's right behind me, isn't he?

• Maria : [after Georgia leaves]  That girl. That girl has no kefi, What Greek does not have spirit, eh?

  Nico : Maybe she's half Greek.

  Maria : This was supposed to be temporary while she looked for some big-shot teaching job. And now no one will hire her and I am stuck with her.

  Nico : Hey, if I make her quit, can I have a raise?

• Georgia : [on the phone to her boss]  Greece has the most beautiful accommodation. Like: first-class hotels with, like your own swimming pool in your room. How do you find these crappy joints?

  Maria : [on the phone, painting her nails]  Lucky I find somewhere. Yeah, you try finding a hotel on the budget.

• Georgia : Why does Nico always get the good group?

  Maria : His evaluations don't say: Average.