House M.D. (TV Series)

Whac-A-Mole (2006)

Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase

Quotes 

• Dr. Robert Chase : [refuses to write House a script for Vicodin]  We both know it's not gonna be just one. I'd rather lose my job than lose my license.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : [House is writing down something]  What are you writing?

  Dr. Gregory House : Nothing.

  Dr. Robert Chase : If you know the diagnosis, why don't you...?

  Dr. Gregory House : [finishes writing]  How are you gonna learn to swim unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?

  [licks the envelope] 

  Dr. Allison Cameron : You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.

  Dr. Gregory House : Apparently, you can't. Now what's a game without rules? Uh, no tagbacks, no biting, you get one test each and the clock runs until lunch.

  [writes something on the envelope; walks over to the whiteboard] 

  Dr. Gregory House : If I'm right, he'll still be alive. If I'm wrong, it's a very cruel game.

  [places the envelope on the whiteboard with a magnetic paperclip. On the envelope written is "THE GAME IS A ITCHY FOOT."] 

• Dr. Robert Chase : [about Jack]  You want us to starve him so we can drive him into another seizure and maybe a heart attack just so we can run another tox screen?

  Dr. Gregory House : That'd be cruel. Just sweat it out of him.

• Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Jack]  It can't be genetic. He would have been getting infections since he was an infant.

  Dr. Gregory House : Not if he grew up in a bubble.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Or if he grew up on Mars. No germs there either.

• Dr. Robert Chase : House was on this page when he got that annoying "I'm such a genius" look.

• Dr. Robert Chase : One of you two screwed up.