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The Scorpion and the Toad

  • Episode aired Sep 25, 2006
  • TV-PGTV-PG
  • 22m
IMDb RATING
8.1/10
3.7K
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Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
ComedyRomance
Barney gets Marshall back out on the singles market, but Barney keeps taking all the prospects from him. And Ted's convinced that Lily is back because she wants Marshall back, even though sh... Read allBarney gets Marshall back out on the singles market, but Barney keeps taking all the prospects from him. And Ted's convinced that Lily is back because she wants Marshall back, even though she says she's never been better.Barney gets Marshall back out on the singles market, but Barney keeps taking all the prospects from him. And Ted's convinced that Lily is back because she wants Marshall back, even though she says she's never been better.
IMDb RATING
8.1/10
3.7K
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    • Rob Greenberg
  • Writers
    • Carter Bays
    • Craig Thomas
    • Chris Harris
  • Stars
    • Josh Radnor
    • Jason Segel
    • Cobie Smulders
    • Rob Greenberg
  • Writers
    • Carter Bays
    • Craig Thomas
    • Chris Harris
  • Stars
    • Josh Radnor
    • Jason Segel
    • Cobie Smulders
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    • 5User reviews
    • 2Critic reviews
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    Alyson Hannigan and Barry Finkel in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Alyson Hannigan and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Alyson Hannigan and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor, and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor, and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor, and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
    Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor, and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)
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    Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

    Top cast

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    Josh Radnor
    Josh Radnor
    • Ted Mosby
    Jason Segel
    Jason Segel
    • Marshall Eriksen
    Cobie Smulders
    Cobie Smulders
    • Robin Scherbatsky
    Neil Patrick Harris
    Neil Patrick Harris
    • Barney Stinson
    Alyson Hannigan
    Alyson Hannigan
    • Lily Aldrin
    Nicole Garza
    Nicole Garza
    • Jenny
    Natalie Garza
    Natalie Garza
    • Jesse
    Sundeep Ahuja
    Sundeep Ahuja
    • Dan
    Ken Cosby
    • Cab Driver
    Barry Finkel
    Barry Finkel
    • Crazy Man
    Lee Warren Jones
    • Waiter
    Diane Mizota
    Diane Mizota
    • Woman
    Kelly Mullis
    Kelly Mullis
    • Paula
    Lara Wickes
    Lara Wickes
    • Amy
    • (as Lara Boyd Rhodes)
    Richard Wharton
    Richard Wharton
    • Art Professor
    Josh Wingate
    Josh Wingate
    • Mike
    Darron MacMathe
    • Willis
    • (uncredited)
    Bob Saget
    Bob Saget
    • Narrator
    • (voice)
    • (uncredited)
      • Rob Greenberg
    • Writers
      • Carter Bays
      • Craig Thomas
      • Chris Harris
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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      The name of the bar Marshall and Barney enter (which is also the title of this episode) "The Scorpion and the Toad" is a reference to the fable by Aesop ("The Frog and the Scorpion" in the original translation). In the fable a scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river, promising not to sting him. Halfway across he stings the frog anyway and they both drown, the scorpion saying "it's my nature" - the point being that some creatures (or people) "just can't help being who they are", the motif of this episode.
    • Goofs
      When they're sitting in the diner, a girl in a white hoodie is seen walking to a table behind Lily and sitting down. There's a shot of Ted, and when the camera goes back to Lily, the girl takes her seat again.
    • Quotes

      Barney Stinson: Being a bachelor in New York is like... what's something that everyone likes?

      Marshall Eriksen: Candy?

      Barney Stinson: Yes. It's like being in a candy store, and all you have to do is grab a couple of Whoppers. Is Whoppers the best one?

      Ted Mosby: Mounds?

      Barney Stinson: Nah.

      Marshall Eriksen: Milk Duds?

      Barney Stinson: Nah.

      Ted Mosby: Gobstoppers?

      Barney Stinson: Um...

      Older Ted Mosby: This went on for hours, so I'll skip right to the end.

      Ted Mosby: Double Bubble?

      Barney Stinson: Nice!

    • Soundtracks
      Hey Beautiful
      Written by The Solids

      Performed by The Solids

    User reviews5

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    10/10
    Ski ball
    I like how Barney keeps stealing all the chicks from Marshall
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    • Jun 14, 2020

    Details

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    • Release date
      • September 25, 2006 (United States)
      • United States
      • English
      • 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Bays Thomas Productions
      • 20th Century Fox Television
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    Technical specs

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    • 22 minutes
      • Color
      • Stereo
      • Dolby Digital

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