How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Scorpion and the Toad (2006)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Being a bachelor in New York is like... what's something that everyone likes?
Marshall Eriksen : Candy?
Barney Stinson : Yes. It's like being in a candy store, and all you have to do is grab a couple of Whoppers. Is Whoppers the best one?
Ted Mosby : Mounds?
Barney Stinson : Nah.
Marshall Eriksen : Milk Duds?
Barney Stinson : Nah.
Ted Mosby : Gobstoppers?
Barney Stinson : Um...
Older Ted Mosby : This went on for hours, so I'll skip right to the end.
Ted Mosby : Double Bubble?
Barney Stinson : Nice!
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Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky : I have something to tell you...
Robin Scherbatsky : No, you first.
Ted Mosby : I found a 1939 penny in the subway. Think of the history this penny...
Robin Scherbatsky : Lily is back in New York.
Ted Mosby : She is? Why did you let me go first?
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Older Ted Mosby : About hangovers - everyone has their own special remedy.
Waiter : Morning guys, what can I get you?
Lily Aldrin : Shhh!
[Pats her head]
Lily Aldrin : Bring me the dirtiest, greasiest tuna melt you got. And a milkshake.
Waiter : For you, sir?
Ted Mosby : Gravy.
Waiter : You want that gravy on something?
Ted Mosby : Surprise me.
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[after Lily returns from San Francisco]
Ted : Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.
Robin Scherbatsky : You're on.
Ted : Five *American* bucks.
Robin Scherbatsky : Dammit!
