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This show is absolutely horrible. The reason I put 4 stars is because their music is decent. The ideas are POINTLESS. I hope a good show comes out of Nick because Drake and Josh is ending. They are not a real band, if they were they'd have a record and be on tour. But don't worry, the show won't last more than a couple seasons cause the the kids will get older. I want to stop writing but you have to have 10 lines...I think Polly Draper and her husband wanted their children to be famous like them so they made a show just like the Monkees and Hannah Montana. I don't know what little kids and tweens are going to do now. There are no more good shows on Nick like there were a couple years back. Well I guess that's the end of my review.

I challenge anyone to find a worse show than this one - in the history of television. I am actually dumbfounded that there is at least one exec (and, more astonishing a whole team) at Nick that felt comfortable putting this on the air. I know they are kids but that shouldn't exclude them from meeting even the lowest standards. Mary Kate & Ashley had more talent in their "You Got It Dude" at 9 months than these two tweenie bopping twits (Nat & Alex) can probably ever hope to have. I can't dis on the kids too much - you can't blame them for saying yes to their own show, however ill equipped they may be. I blame the adults involved; the execs at Nick and Viacom for forcing this putrid caricature of a - I can't even bring myself to call it a sitcom. I'm thinking of taking up a class action suit against Nick for impeding my mental health and intellectual development while watching this "show". Now who's with me?

I think Comic Book Guy would appropriately describe this as: Worst Show Ever

This show tells of the life of a "rock band" led by Nat and Alex Wolf. In the show, the Naked Brothers Band is the hugest and most popular band while in reality the message boards are filled with hate mail. I can understand little kids liking this show, wishing they meet these kids but if you're older the age of 9 and like them then come on. This show really is annoying and it makes me wonder how these kids got a TV contract and a record deal. There songs are just plain bad. Songs about banana smoothies and "long distance relationships" are not likely to hit Billboard's Hot 100 anytime soon. If you like this show, good for you. I don't care if you think the Naked Brothers Band is the greatest thing ever made. I just feel that Nickelodeon has started to go down hill and this is there all-time low.

After my friend was obsessing over how much she loves Nat and the show, I decided to watch the "Awards/Horoscopes" episode on TV.

I was a bit shocked at how bad this was. There was terrible acting and unrealistic, with a bad storyline. It seemed as though the episode was filmed and thrown together in 2 days by 8 year olds. I didn't like the idea of the cameras being shown either.

The storyline was bad, since they were all scared about their horoscopes then all of a sudden out of nowhere they are at the awards and they win? Sure, I think Nat Wolf is sorta cute, but he is seriously one of those people who can't sing. I would not recommend watching this show.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO NICKOLODEON THESE DAYS ?!?!?!

There is so much I hate about this show, I'm not sure where to begin. First of all, who the hell names their band "The Naked Brothers Band"? I realize with modern rock going quickly down the drain, bad names (Green Day, My Chemical Romance, you all know what bands I mean) are completely necessary to accompany the bad music, but this band skipped so many generations of crappy music and went straight to, I dunno, probably 2025, at the earliest, both in terms of their music and name. I guess it's okay that the singer sucks, because, y'know, that's all it really takes to be famous nowadays. Alex is possibly the DULLEST drummer of all time. He sits there with droopy eyes and barely lifts his hands as he moves with a constant beat from one drum to another. The bassist can't really ever be heard, so I guess I can't really trash her talent. Anyway, lastly, the guitarist. He is the only halfway decent member of the band, if you can even call him halfway decent. The guitar solo at the end of that really bad song "Catch Up With The End" was okay, but it's not really anything special. Hundreds of guitarists who are intelligent enough to wait until their OLDER to try and become famous musicians can do much, much, better. Also, Nat Wolff=bad songwriter. They say he writes complicated and deep lyrics. Well, WHAT FAMOUS SONGWRITER DOESN'T?!?!?!?! Besides the "complexity" and "deep...ness?" that his songs don't really have, his tunes are also lacking the rock 'n' roll "feel" that even modern rock songs have.

Alright, now that I'm done trashing the "band", I'll continue to the actual topic of this review: the show. I suppose it is just typical of Nickelodeon to pull another sucktacular show like this off. What really sets this show apart, though, is that the actors don't even try to act. And it's not just the acting. Lemme just list you some of the other things that irked me about this show in the first episode alone:

1. Buttface is not a funny word. I went around at school today and actually said it to hundreds of people. You most certainly cannot always count on buttface getting you a laugh or two, so just shut your mouth Mr. Lopez.

2. If a teenage girl thinks your fart noises are funny, you shouldn't be proud of it, so STOP DOING IT!!!

3. Nobody expresses what they think is funny by saying "That's funny." and barely letting out a chuckle to accompany it, Rosalina.

4. Some kid: Hey Nat, we're recording these butt shots for the music video.

Nat: Why?

Some kid: Don't you get it? Catch up with the "end"? As in rear end.

Thank you some kid for explaining the already bad joke to us, especially after making it perfectly obvious what you meant when you accented the word "end" in that previous sentence.

5. If you think something is laugh out loud hilarious, most people wouldn't express it by opening their mouth as wide as possible and having no expression on your face other than that (I'm referring to the part when the German lady starts beating up her husband/grandson, I couldn't tell which). 6. The scene where Alex is running around on the set in a chicken costume is not funny. Why even the adults were feigning hysterical laughter is beyond me.

I've been spending quite a bit of time reading the user reviews for Nickelodeon's other tour de crap, Drake And Josh, and am quite honestly appalled at how many good reviews it get, but I sincerely hope that no more than 1% (including the cast & crew themselves) become a fan of this show, because there is not one good part.

Very, very, very bad. 1/10

If i could rate this any lower than a 1, I would have. This show is horrible! Here's a few reasons:

1. The guitarist (Qaasim is his name I think) is a Jimi Hendrix impersonator, and a horrible one at that. In the first video, he even had the afro!

2. Rosalina's name isn't even Rosalina in real life! It's Allie (unless it's for Rose-ALLIE-na).

3. The music is horrible. They're all wannabes, and Nat's singing is a combination of the Beatles and Michael Jackson. OK apart, but a bad combo.

4. WHAT MORON THINKS THAT THEIR LINES AREN'T COMPLETELY SCRIPTED?!?!?! I understand that it's supposed to be like their lives are completely documented by stalker cameramen, but they can at least try to be natural about it. In one of the three episodes I've seen, Nat tries to be amazed at Alex's ability to cry on cue (which isn't even real; he uses eye drops). It's like he's having a freakin' panic attack! A hint for people over the age of five: DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW. You will want to blow up your TV's if you do, no lie.

Allow me to add a few things here. First off all, to all you people who say "If you hate the show, why watch it?", think of it this way. Some people realize that the first and/or pilot episode is sometimes bad, and they give it another chance. I saw 3 episodes and have not watched it since. So there. Second, I hate the show, but I do understand that little kids like it. Just answer one question: Why is it on TeenNick?

I don't know how people can compare this piece of tripe to the Monkees or the Partridge Family. Both of those shows were fun, silly programs geared towards kids where the music was actually decent. The NBB is an annoying show showcasing some obnoxious kids with NO musical talent. The songs are ridiculous, and the show is vapid. How come everything out there for children today has to be stupid to be entertaining? People wonder why children grow up to have such low cultural standards, is it any surprise with the junk we fill their heads with from toddler hood to teenage years? I think Polly Draper meant for NBB to be another pre-fabricated tween music group, with the show as the "after thought" - but she missed the boat by a mile with this one. Usually kid's groups are well groomed for talent, but I guess when your own kids are making up the group...you just assume the talent is there.

okay just to keep it simple. this movie sucked. big time. the only reason why i am still writing is because there is a minimum of ten lines. that movie was just bad. i can't believe that this is a kids' show. that kid Nat can not sing. the drummer, he is cute and all, but some of his lines totally make it hard to believe that his character is only 6. why would nick even make this show? obviously, they were jealous of the success that Hannah Montana got and they figured "Hey Lets make a show about kids that are famous" It didn't work. This show is a disgrace to Nick's reputation and they should just cancel it before people stop watching their channel, or they start rioting in front of the studio chanting "dOWN WITH NAKED BROTHerS!"

I am a mom of an 8 year old boy who loves the show. When the music comes on he gets up and dances. I watched the episodes before the movie. I do want to correct one poster's comment on Quasseem. The first video that is shot (in the original movie) there is a young black boy with an Jimi Hendrix afro. But it's not Quasseem. It's a friend of theirs named Cole who had moved to Conn. He was a founding member of the band. (It had formed while Nat was in preschool.) But like I said he had moved. Years later, when Nat and Alex wanted to get back to the original roots of the Naked Brothers Band, they asked Cole to join them. This kid obviously is no longer in the band. I have no idea when and how Quaseem joined. There is also another kid that's in the band in the movie but no longer in the series. Forgot his name.

I liken this show to the Partridge Family which I loved as a child. I had the hugest crush on David Cassidy. In fact, the recent episode where Nat and Alex wrote the same song remind of the PF episode when Danny and Keith wrote the same song.

Luke's mom

I have only seen two "Naked Brothers Band" episodes. While I won't complain as in-depth as some of the others on here have, I am not going to brush away the fact that I agree with them. The show itself has absolutely no plot, boundary or direction that I can find. It is one of these shows where you are incapable of comprehending what is going on. Kids are running around and screaming throughout primarily a house, and cracking jokes that are intended to be funny. To me, this show should not be hosted on "Teen Nick" but rather on "Nick Jr." It's 'attitude' is for little kids. No teenager, such as me - age 14, is going to sit and watch kids run around a house and scream and get into gross and dirty situations. I wouldn't do any of that and apparently I am a year or two older than all of them.

This show seems to be of a set of children who got lucky and spoiled due to having some impressive musical abilities. Fine - leave that be. No need to have camera crews following them around in a "self proclaimed" reality show. This show is staged. Unreal. Kids a year or two younger than me don't act like this, I didn't and neither did any of the kids I knew at the time. The surroundings in this show seem to be loony, fake, unreal and too booming. That is actually the whole problem with this show - too booming. It is loud, incomprehensible and unable to be understood. There is NO plot, or direction in where the episode it headed. It jumps from one thing to another. While some people enjoy this show, it may be because you can see the enjoyment younger children find in this, though at teenage years, this is really utter trash.

On the music side of the boat, it too is horrid. They claim this "noise" is 'rock n' roll.' It is nothing of the sort - nowhere near rock. To me it sounds like a school instrumental. I have seen similar performances in an elementary school play. One child sings while other may join him in some of the lines and play instruments. Things like this can be learned in school. Nat has too high of a voice to get the "rock" attitude down too. He sounds almost similar to a feminine voice. The music always seems to have the same "down in the dumps" tone and rhythm.

I rate this show a one out of ten, because personally, I find nothing in shows like this interesting or worth watching. It is utter trash. But I guess interest is in the eye's of the beholder - just like the "beauty is in the eye's of the beholder" saying. I don't care for this show and probably never will. And you know this show will be canceled shortly because the kid's will grow. Notice how it already doesn't seem to have a valid, official time schedule. Anyways, that is just my opinion.

When I first saw the commercials for this show I thought "Ok so another show to try and get the ratings up for Nick." So I watched the show. THE MUSIC MADE MY EARS BLEED AND THE SHOW HAD MY EYES BLIND! What is this "Rock" music they speak off. I listen to rock every day and this is not even close to it. I don't think it should even be under Indie because it is so horrible. Nick needs to look at this show and take it off. My 7 year old sister likes one of the guys and this is meant for teens?!? I did some research on the band and Roselina's real name is Allie. And why is the "maniger" not doing anything except siting there half the time?!? This show is so fake and sad.