How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

T.J. Miller: Tuffnut

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Quotes 

• Tuffnut : [after Astrid falls on top of Hiccup during dragon training]  Ooooh, love on the battlefield!

  Ruffnut : She could do better.

• Gobber : Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!

  [Tuffnut and Ruffnut huddle in front of the dragon's face] 

  Ruffnut : [sniffing]  Whoa! Do you *ever* bathe?

  Tuffnut : You don't like it, then just get your own blind spot!

  [they shove at each other] 

  Ruffnut : How about I give *you* one...!

  [the dragon blasts fire at them, they run for cover] 

  Gobber : Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot... Not so much.

• [Hiccup prepares to open one of the dragon pens] 

  Fishlegs : If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronkle.

  [Hiccup turns in surprise and sees his entire class lined up behind him] 

  Tuffnut : [approaching]  You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...

  Hiccup : Um...

  Tuffnut : It's me.

  Snotlout : [shoves Tuffnut aside]  I love this plan!

  Hiccup : I... didn't...

  Ruffnut : [shoves Snotlout aside]  You're crazy!

  [leans in, flirtatiously] 

  Ruffnut : I like that...

  Astrid : [firmly yanks her away]  So... what is the plan?

• [during dragon training, the twins grab the same shield] 

  Tuffnut : Get your hands off my shield!

  Ruffnut : There's like a million shields!

  Tuffnut : Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.

  Ruffnut : [hits Tuffnut with the shield]  Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

• Snotlout : If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there!

  [He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water] 

  Ruffnut , Astrid : AH!

  [the gas clears] 

  Ruffnut : Hey! It's us, idiots!

  Tuffnut : Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!

  [laughs] 

  Snotlout : Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig...

  [Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head] 

• Hiccup : [watching the dragons take off with their livestock]  Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.

  [Stoick grabs him and begins hauling him up the hill] 

  Hiccup : Ahh, it's not like the last few times, Dad, I mean, I *really* actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot, it went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it...

  Stoick : STOP! Just... stop. Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

  Hiccup : Eh, between you and me, the village could do with a little *less* feeding, don't you think?

  [the Vikings behind him touch their stomachs self-consciously] 

  Stoick : This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Agh, why can't you follow the simplest orders?

  Hiccup : I - I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.

  Stoick : Oh, you are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house.

  [to Gobber] 

  Stoick : Make sure he gets there! I have his mess to clean up.

  [Gobber smacks Hiccup upside the head to get him walking] 

  Tuffnut : [to Hiccup]  Quite the performance.

  Snotlout : I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That *helped*!

  Hiccup : Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so...

• [repeated line] 

  Tuffnut : Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!

• Gobber : Meet the Terrible Terror!

  Tuffnut : Ha! It's like the size of my...

  [the Terror leaps onto his face] 

  Tuffnut : OH, GET IT OFF!

• Fishlegs : [to Tuffnut]  Your mom let you get a tattoo?

  Tuffnut : It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!

  Ruffnut : Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.

  Tuffnut : Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.

• Gobber : Welcome to Dragon Training!

  Astrid : No turning back.

  Tuffnut : I hope I get some serious burns!

  Ruffnut : I'm hoping for some mauling, like, on my shoulder or lower back.

  Astrid : Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

  Hiccup : [deadpan]  Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain. Love it.

  Tuffnut : Oh great, who let *him* in?

• Gobber : [Slapping a thick book on the table]  The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.

  [Thunder rumbles] 

  Gobber : No attacks tonight. Study up.

  Tuffnut : Wait, you mean *read*?

  Ruffnut : While we're still alive?

  Snotlout : Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?

  Fishlegs : [eagerly]  Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...

  Tuffnut : [interrupting]  Yeah, that sounds great. There was a chance I was gonna read that...

  Ruffnut : But, now...?

• [Toothless shoot the plasma blast to the Green Death] 

  Hiccup : Ruff, Tuff, watch your backs! Move Fishlegs!

  Tuffnut : Look at us! We're on a dragon. We're on a dragons! All of us.

  Hiccup : Up! Let's move it.

  Gobber : Every bit the boar-headed stubborn Viking you ever were!

• Gobber : The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.

  Snotlout : [joking]  Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so, does that disqualify him, or...?

  [all snicker] 

  Tuffnut : Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?

• Hiccup : [about the Green Death]  Fishlegs, break it down.

  Fishlegs : Okay, heavily armored skull and tail made for bashing and crushing. Steer clear of both. Small eyes, large nostrils! Relies on hearing and smell!

  Hiccup : Okay. Lout, Legs, hang in its blind spot. Make some noise, keep it confused. Ruff, Tuff, find out if it has a shot limit. Make it mad.

  Ruffnut : That's my specialty!

  Tuffnut : Since when? Everyone knows I'm more irritating! See?

  [turns upside down and makes noise] 

  Hiccup : Just do what I told you! I'll be back as soon as I can!

  Snotlout : Don't worry, we got it covered!

  Fishlegs : Yeah! Whoo!