Shrek Forever After (2010) Poster

Mike Myers: Shrek



  • Shrek : Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.

  • Shrek : [to Fiona; while disappearing since his "day" is almost over]  You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.

  • [last lines] 

    Shrek : You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.

    Princess Fiona : You did.

    Shrek : No. It was you who rescued me.

  • Shrek : Okay, I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks and this boy kept saying 'do the roar! do the roar!' Then I punched the cake that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole.

  • Shrek : [upon seeing the obese Puss]  Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa...

    [Puss gives a stinky look] 

    Shrek : fa... ncy!

    Puss in Boots : Do I know you?

    Shrek : Where's your hat? Where's your belt? Your wee little boots?

    Puss in Boots : Boots? For a cat? Ha!

    Shrek : But you're Puss in Boots.

    Puss in Boots : Maybe once. But that is a name I have outgrown.

    Shrek : That's not the only thing you've outgrown.

    Puss in Boots : Hey! I may have let myself go a little since my retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase.

    [a mouse runs up and drinks from Puss' bowl] 

    Puss in Boots : Eh. I'll get him later.

  • Shrek : Sorry, but this order's to go.

    Cookie : But I haven't taken out his gibblets yet.

    Shrek : Trust me, you don't want to eat this one.

    Donkey : I go down smooth, but I come out fightin'!

  • Shrek : There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?

  • Rumpelstiltskin : You're not going to eat me?

    Shrek : I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.

  • [Shrek storms out of the party and Fiona follows him outside] 

    Princess Fiona : Unbelievable.

    Shrek : Tell me about it! Those villagers are...

    Princess Fiona : I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?

    Shrek : Oh, great, so this is all MY fault?

    Princess Fiona : Yes! But, you know what? Let's talk about this after the party, at home.

    Shrek : You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry, he won't bite!" I USED to be an ogre! Now, I'm just a jolly green joke!

    Princess Fiona : OK, OK, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing.

    Shrek : Ah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. You spent half your life in a palace.

    Princess Fiona : And the other half locked away in a tower.

    Shrek : [sighs]  Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. Back when villagers were afraid of me and I could take a mud bath in peace. When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense!

    Princess Fiona : You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?

    Shrek : Exactly!

    Princess Fiona : [looks at Shrek in shock]  Shrek. You have three beautiful children. A wife who loves you. Friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that is you?

    [Fiona goes back inside for the party] 

    Shrek : That's just great.

    [walks away] 

  • Donkey : Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.

    Shrek : Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?

    Donkey : I do?

    Shrek : You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.

    Donkey : I'm a daddy?

  • Butterpants : Do the roar!

    Shrek : [unenthusiastically]  Roar.

    Butterpants : I don't like it.

  • Brogan : Welcome to the Resistance, brother.

    Shrek : Resistance?

    Brogan : We fight for justice, and for oppressed ogres everywhere!

    [Holds his nose and blows, and his ears trumpet; the other ogres follow suit] 

    Shrek : I didn't know we could do that.

  • Donkey : Yeah! Waffles! And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story! Sticky stacks of golden syrupy deliciousness!

    Shrek : Donkey! Don't eat that!

    [Donkey groans] 

    Shrek : There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?

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