Blonde and Blonder (2008)

Pamela Anderson: Dee Twiddle

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Dee Twiddle : Oh, something's back there.

  [pointing at toilet paper] 

  Dawn St. Dom : Oh, you've got one, too.

  [grabbing paper seat cover] 

• Golf Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, an airplane has just made a hole-in-one.

  Dee Twiddle : [emerging]  We come in peace.

• Dawn St. Dom : What are we listening to?

  Dee Twiddle : That's the Sound of Music.

  Dawn St. Dom : Oh cool. What's the music called?

• Dee Twiddle : How long have you lived here?

  Dawn St. Dom : Nine months. How about you?

  Dee Twiddle : Oh, not nearly that long. About a year.

• Dee Twiddle : That's my dream, I want to have my own a turtle orphanage. And I want to dance in a Broadway play.

• Dawn St. Dom : I got fired for typos.

  Dee Twiddle : What are typos?

  Dawn St. Dom : I have no idea...

• Dee Twiddle : Are you ready for Wong?

  Dawn St. Dom : How can I not be when it feels so right?

• [last lines] 

  Dee Twiddle : Turtles can teach us a lot.

  Virgil the Turtle : [farts] 

  Tour Kid : I already know how to do that.