Chuck (2007–2012)
Adam Baldwin: John Casey
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Quotes
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[under the influence of a truth serum]
Chuck Bartowski : [looks at Sarah] God, you're so pretty!
[looks at Casey]
Chuck Bartowski : ... and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
John Casey : Thank you.
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Chuck Bartowski : [seeing General Beckman on the TV] Wow, that new high-def screen sure shows every wrinkle.
John Casey : They can hear you.
Chuck Bartowski : What? Twinkle! Every twinkle... in her eye... eyes...
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[repeated line]
Sarah Walker , John Casey : Stay in the car, Chuck!
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Sarah Walker : Come any closer, I shoot!
John Casey : You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.
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John Casey : [to Chuck after Sarah spills wine on Chuck's pants] Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap.
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Sarah Walker : So you want us to break into a government controlled crime scene?
John Casey : It's the F.B.I., how hard can it be?
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Chuck Bartowski : [mimicking Casey's voice] Well thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
Chuck Bartowski : [mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
Chuck Bartowski : That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
John Casey : [seriously] Thank you.
[closes door]
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John Casey : [after discovering that Devon has broken into his apartment] I hate this whole family.
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John Casey : Relax, I think I see a scenario where we both get out with acceptable losses.
Chuck Bartowski : What *exactly* is your version of acceptable?
John Casey : Breaks, punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage.
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Chuck Bartowski : Wait. So not only did we *not* get the Fulcrum list, but Jill's never going to speak to me again because she caught me naked rinsing off fruit punch with another woman?
John Casey : Common spy problem.
Chuck Bartowski : [sarcastically] Really?
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John Casey : Sure thing, Chuck. I'll just call all the criminals and rogue spies and let them know to hold on a second because Chuck Bartowski needs to sort out his lady feelings.
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Cole Barker : Just doing my job, General. Actually, Chuck showed great courage on this mission. He got injured in the line of duty.
John Casey : He got clipped by a window sill. It's as pathetic as it sounds.
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Chuck Bartowski : [pointing a gun at Casey] I know what I'm doing.
John Casey : You have no idea. You're entering a world of pain, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : I want this Intersect out of my head. Are you going to help me or not?
John Casey : You gotta be... is that a tranq gun? You don't even have the common courtesy to threaten me with an actual firearm!
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John Casey : Bartowski, you're like the poster child for friendly fire.
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Chuck Bartowski : I didn't realize we got personal days.
John Casey : You don't. We do.
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Sarah Walker : Well, you don't have plans, do you?
Chuck Bartowski : Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involved something other than fixing computers or playing hot potato with a thermite grenade?
John Casey : Yes.
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Chuck Bartowski : Casey, I'm handcuffed.
John Casey : Relax, handcuffs are a cinch.
Chuck Bartowski : Really?
John Casey : Yeah, there's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Real easy to break. What you're gonna wanna do is apply torsional pressure until it snaps.
Chuck Bartowski : I'm not going to break my bone!
John Casey : Well in that case, you are screwed!
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Cole Barker : I have to say, Chuck, you are truly the most... *special* agent I've ever worked with.
John Casey : Heh. Special.
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Chuck Bartowski : I have very sensitive sinuses.
John Casey : Well, 9mm of hot lead should clear that right out! Did you really think you could run away from me? Let's go!
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Chuck Bartowski : See? Guys can hug.
John Casey : Not if they don't have their man parts.
