Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
Monday (2007)
Matthew Perry: Matt Albie
Quotes
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Matt Albie : [believes Luke Scott is bidding on a date with Harriett for a Women United Through Faith online charity auction] Bid $501!
Suzanne : Really?
Matt Albie : Yes
Suzanne : $501?
Matt Albie : I am not giving these people any more money than I have to, bid $501!
Suzanne : Any choice of user name?
Matt Albie : Make something up.
Suzanne : [typing] Boss... sexy.
Matt Albie : NOT Boss Sexy!
Suzanne : Ahh, too late!
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Matt Albie : Suzanne! Where's the bid?
Tom Jeter : You bidding on something?
Matt Albie : Just for spite.
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Matt Albie : Lukes5858, is he still bidding?
Suzanne : He's the last bid, $1200.
Matt Albie : $1200 I gotta give to abstinence people?
Suzanne : $1201?
Matt Albie : [pause] Alright, do it. And can you find me some non-profit organization that fundamentally does the opposite of what these guys do so I can donate an equal amount to them and make it a wash?
Suzanne : That means an organization that encourages people to have sex.
Matt Albie : It's L.A! You should be able to throw a rock and hit one!
