Californication (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Michele Nordin: Nun, Heather
Quotes
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Hank Moody : I was just trying to have a little chat with your husband up there.
Nun : Is there something I can help you with?
Hank Moody : Oh no, I don't want to bother a real live person about it.
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[first lines]
Hank Moody : [to Jesus] Hey, big guy, you and me. We've never done this before but desperate times call for desperate measures. My name is Hank.
Nun : Hello, Hank.
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Nun : Well, normally I would suggest a bunch of Our Fathers or a couple of Hail Marys, but I don't think that's going to get it done. What about a blowjob?
Hank Moody : Hm?
Nun : A blowjob. Would that make you feel any better?
Hank Moody : A blowjob from you?
Nun : Well, something tells me it's not going to suck itself, Hank.