Muppet Babies (TV Series)
The Daily Muppet (1986)
Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter
Quotes
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Kermit : Hey, you guys, you know why Nanny's so upset?
Babies : Uh-uh. Why?
Kermit : Because she loves to read the newspaper in the morning and her paper is wrecked.
Rowlf : Kermit's right. She threw away her paper 'cause it got all wet.
Scooter : Maybe we could get her another paper.
Piggy : How are we going to do that?
Fozzie : We could go back in a time machine and hold an umbrella over the newspaper so it doesn't...
Babies : Fozzie!
Fozzie : Uh, get wet.
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Fozzie : Hey, Kermit, how about printing a newspaper joke on the front page?
Kermit : Huh?
Fozzie : Like this one: What's black and white and red all over?
Kermit : Aw, gee, Fozzie, everybody knows that joke.
Fozzie : They do?
Kermit : Uh-huh. Newspapers are black and white and read all over.
Fozzie : Gosh, that's not the joke I was thinking of. I thought what was black and white and red all over was a skunk covered with strawberry jam. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Skunk : Boooo!
[the skunk sprays at Fozzie]
Fozzie : [holding his nose] Phew! I'd rather be hit by a tomato any day!
[a tomato hits Fozzie]
Fozzie : Thanks.