Nicolai: Oh no! They're booing us! What do we do, Vlad? They hate us!
Vladimir: [Vlad hits Nikolai's face with his microphone] Idiot! They're yelling "Ooh, they're good! They love us!" Now, everybody... stage dive!
[the band gets kicked out after twenty-five seconds]
Ami Onuki: The Talent Suckers, folks! Weren't they, uh... loud?