17 Again (2009)
Tyler Steelman: Ned Gold (Teen)
Quotes
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Ned Gold : I can't act normal.
Principal Jane Masterson : Clearly.
Ned Gold : I'm just trying to impress you. I don't come to places like this. I'm a dork. I'm the kind of person who spends $10,000 on Gandalf the Grey's quarterstaff from the Two Towers.
Principal Jane Masterson : Yes that does make you a dork. Especially since Gandalf the Grey only appears in Fellowship. He returns in Two Towers as Gandalf the White.
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Ned Gold : [looks at mike's clothes] What are you wearing?
Mike O' Donnell : This is cool. This is hip. There's a picture of Kevin Federline wearing the exact same thing. What are you wearing? You're supposed to show up like a dad, you look like Clay Aiken
Ned Gold : Leave him out of this.
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Ned Gold : [speaking Elvish] So how's your salad?
Principal Jane Masterson : [speaking Elvish] Good, the arugula is really fresh. So, how did you learn to speak Elvish?
Ned Gold : The Learning Annex.
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Principal Jane Masterson : [Meeting principal Masterson for the first time] Hello...
Ned Gold : Hi... hello.
Principal Jane Masterson : [Ned won't let go of principal Masterson's hand] uhmm... I think we're good here.
Ned Gold : I think our hands just made a baby.
Mike O' Donnell : Excuse my dad, he's not used to talking... to attractive women.
Principal Jane Masterson : Well. thank you...
Mike O' Donnell : Mark...
Principal Jane Masterson : For that flattering yet inappropriate comment.
Ned Gold : Before we get started i think you should know that mark's a bastard.
Principal Jane Masterson : Excuse me?
Ned Gold : I had him out of wedlock so I'm single... and very rich.
