Veronica Mars: A girl, a teenager and a private detective. I'm a tripple threat. Barely fits on my business card.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: I have to, have to, have to go to my morning classes tomorrow. Getting lost in the sex-nap-eat-repeat loop. I'm in the porn version of Groundhog Day.
Max: Poundhog Day?
Veronica Mars: Imagine what it'll mean if I can reunite him with the father he's never met. What?
Wallace Fennel: It's like the NBA. Fatherless boy makes good, the dough starts rolling in, and here comes long-lost daddy expecting a payday.
Veronica Mars: It's not the same thing.
Wallace Fennel: The world is upside down. Veronica Mars wants to believe in miracles, and I'm the cynical one.
Veronica Mars: [answering phone] Mars Investigations, Detective Mars speaking.