South Park (TV Series)

D-Yikes! (2007)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Mexican #2, Mexican #4, Persian #3

Quotes 

• Butters Stotch : You have to be careful with scissors.

• Cartman : [whistling]  Kay Pasol! Kay Pasol!

  [Mexicans come forward] 

  Cartman : Alright, did you read the book?

  Mexicans : Si, si...

  Kyle : What was it about? In case our teacher asks us?

  Mexican #1 : It starts there the old man... and he job is to catch the feesh... so he get in the boat to try and catch feesh.

  Mexican #2 : So he catches feesh... but the feesh is very strong, so the old man can't reel in the feesh.

  Mexican #3 : So then he fight the feesh some more and he finally catch the feesh.

  Kyle : So he catches the feesh so he can make money?

  Mexican #1 : No... on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh and so

  [takes off his hat] 

  Mexican #1 : ...he no make money.

  [Sniffs, other Mexicans take off their hats] 

  Stan : That's it? That's the whole story?

  Mexican #1 : Si...

  Cartman : Alright, did you write the four essays?

  Mexican #1 : Si, we all wrote eses for you

  Boys : Alright!

  Cartman : Let's have 'em!

  Mexican #3 : Have what?

  Kyle : You said you all wrote essays, where are they?

  Mexican #1 : Well, my ese lives in Miami.

• Butters Stotch : Teacher, my penis never slips out of my pants. Except sometimes, when I'm wearing pajamas.