Jimmy Fallon/Keith Olbermann/Steven Kaplan
- Episode aired Feb 22, 2007
- TV-14
- 57m
Steven Kaplan: [describing a piece of bread in great detail] It appeals to the sight, it appeals to the sound, you you feel it cracking...
Conan O'Brien: How many restaurants have you been thrown out of recently?
[audience laughter]
Conan O'Brien: I'm just curious, the guy comes, brings you the bread, you're poking and prodding and mounting and thrusting, and rolling around...
[audience cheers]
Steven Kaplan: No no, I bring my own bread. I don't trust 'em.
Conan O'Brien: You bring your own bread?
Steven Kaplan: Yes, I have my bread in my briefcase, if the bread is a piece of shit as it normally is.
Conan O'Brien: Hey hey hey hey! What the hell is going on tonight? Keith, Keith Olbermann is showing dirty cards, you're raping bread, this is crazy!