- Dina: Syd. You're supposed to tell me everything. That's what best friends do, right?
- Sydney Novak: Right.
- Dina: Why did we steal that tape?
- Sydney Novak: I told you already.
- Dina: No, you didn't. I saw the library, Syd. You lied to me. You let me help you steal something with no idea why. Can you take a moment to realize how shitty that is? If we get suspended...
- Sydney Novak: We won't.
- Dina: But if we do, I think I deserve to know what the hell's going on.
- Sydney Novak: So... I sorta... sort of saw... someone. Like, I-I thought I saw... this man... following me, and so I-I followed him, and he sort of... disappeared.
- Ms. Cappriotti: He... disappeared.
- Sydney Novak: Yeah.
- Ms. Cappriotti: Did this man, did he look anything like your father?
- Sydney Novak: No, my dad's... dead.
- Ms. Cappriotti: I thought I saw my grandmother for months after she passed - on the street, in the next room, sitting beside me - and I hadn't even been...
- [gestures and inhaling as if toking]
- Ms. Cappriotti: They're called grief hallucinations, and they can be real wack-a-doo.
- Sydney Novak: What does that... mean?
- Ms. Cappriotti: It most likely means that... you're still grieving, and that you need something from him.
- Sydney Novak: Like... what?
- Ms. Cappriotti: Closure.
- Stanley Barber: What is with you today? I mean, I'm-I'm used to you being a dick, but this is like a whole new level.
- Ricky Berry: [seated in the school cafeteria] All right, dude, seriously... there's a rumor going around that Jenny gave you gonorrhea.
- Girl: [overheard passing their table] Oh, he totally slept with her.
- Ricky Berry: I know, it's shitty, and I'm sorry I had to tell you that.
- Brad Lewis: Yeah, do you notice anything about this table, dipshit?
- [though it's a long table, made up of two tables, no one else sits with them]
- Ricky Berry: Yeah, I already know about the fucking rumors.
- Sydney Novak: Worst... day... ever. I'm a shitty friend. And a shitty sister. Maybe they all have a point.
- Stanley Barber: Okay, Syd, if you honestly believe that someone was there, and they straight up fuckin' disappeared, then... I believe it, too.