Camp Rock (2008 TV Movie)

Daniel Fathers: Brown Cesario

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Quotes 

• Brown Cessario : I hate when I have to be uncool.

• Connie Torres : Okay, sweetie, let's get settled in.

  Mitchie Torres : [she lays her stuff on her bed]  Uh... settled!

  [a man walks in] 

  Brown Cessario : That's great! Brown Cesario. Camp director/founding member and bass guitar of the Wet Crows. And you must be Connie Torres, our new cook.

  Connie Torres : That's me. And this is my daughter...

  [the cabin door shuts with no one to be seen] 

  Connie Torres : ...uh... who's already gone.

  Brown Cessario : Ah, no worries. She probably just wanted to get out there, get to it. You know what I mean? When the music calls, you got to answer.

  Connie Torres : I can't wait for you to meet her though. She has got a great voice. Look at me, I'm already bragging.

  Brown Cessario : Ah, you gotta brag, love. Learned that from the Micster. Jagger.

  Connie Torres : You knew Mick Jagger?

  Brown Cessario : Yeah. Backed him up for years. Great times, great times! But not as great as the time when I taught Aerosmith...

  [scene drifts off] 

• Brown Cessario : Now get out there, steal their hearts, and rock it, poppet!

• Brown Cessario : Eenie, meenie, miney, you.

  Mitchie Torres : Me?

  Brown Cessario : Can't argue with the finger.

  Tess Tyler : I'll do it!

  Brown Cessario : Uh, no. The finger picked her.

• Shane Gray : I don't need a chaperone, Unc.

  Brown Cessario : Seeing how you blew off your class yesterday, you sort of do.

  Shane Gray : I didn't sign up for this. Get my agent on the phone.

  Brown Cessario : "Get my agent?" What happened to you, man? That kid on that TV, that's not who you really are. In there, Shane. What happened to the kid who just loved music?

  Shane Gray : He grew up!

  Brown Cessario : Big whoop! Stop acting like it's all about you.

  Shane Gray : In my world, it is.

  Brown Cessario : [turning Shane to face the camp]  Oh, look. We're in my world. And, in my world, you're considered an instructor at this camp, which means you got to instruct, starting with Hip Hop Dance at 2:00.

• Brown Cessario : So, you coming up to the campfire?

  Shane Gray : Yeah, right!

  Brown Cessario : All right. Well, you sit in here by yourself, superstar, because you're right - way cooler.

• Brown Cessario : So what exactly happened last night?

  Shane Gray : Nothing.

  Brown Cessario : Didn't look like nothing to me, mate. You look crushed, pummeled, absolutely destroyed.

  Shane Gray : I got it, Uncle Brown! Look, whatever. I'm just gonna focus on my music. Change my sound. I don't want to get sidetracked with liking someone anyway.

• Brown Cessario : Come on up, Margaret Dupree!

  Ella : Who's Margaret?

  Peggy : I am.

  Ella : Go, Margaret!

• Brown Cessario : If the class is a rockin', I'm-a glad I came knockin'!

• Brown Cessario : I know you're singing a solo, but it's so low I can't hear you.