Deidre: How can we promote this place as a Monaco-style tax haven when we have government ministers driving around in crapped-out Allegros?
Winston: Deidre, I am Head of State: a man of consequence, dignity and a seven handicap. I do not deal with motoring or littering offences.
Deidre: So who does then?
Winston: Try the Minister of Justice.
Deidre: It's her damn car.
Winston: Then try the new chief of police.
Deidre: Well, Johnny says he's a communist and he doesn't believe in property.
Winston: Deidre, why don't you form a vigilante group and anyone you don't like you can hang from the lamppost.
Deidre: You might have a very good idea there, Winston. Thank you very much.
Winston: [sighs] Never use irony on a fascist.