Bill Pearson : [addressing Trent's oversleeping] Trent, you have got to figure out this sleeping problem, you can't keep going on like this.
Trent Pearson : Look, I'm sorry. I really am, but I can't help it.
Bill Pearson : Well, what do we have to do, yell into your ear with a megaphone?
Lauren Pearson : Dump a bucket of water over your head?
Bryan Pearson : Put a bunch of black widow spiders in your bed to fill you so full of poison your nervous system shuts down?
Bryan Pearson : [notices the entire family is staring at him] What, I mean if the water thing doesn't work.