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Ted Lasso : Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. And, look, I know change can be scary. One minute, you're playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies. Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk to check and see how your project's going, you feel all squiggly inside.
[chuckles]
Ted Lasso : Mm. She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. First time I ever saw tan lines.
[players chuckle]
Ted Lasso : Most of the time, change is a good thing. Now, I think that's what it's all about. Embracing change. Being brave. Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... can move forward with theirs. 'Cause maybe... it's the only way you can truly help her be happy.
[Players confused]
Ted Lasso : Obviously by her, I'm referring to Lady Football.
Coach Beard : Good save.
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Michelle Lasso : Do they wrap their fish in newspaper?
Ted Lasso : No, but I wish they did.
Michelle Lasso : That's just like you, to want your food to teach you stuff.
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Ted Lasso : We tried couples therapy. Yeah, we didn't like the other couple.
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Ted Lasso : This here is a scone. Tastes like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.
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Ted Lasso : I look back at everything we've been through, and I wouldn't change a single thing. Even now.
Michelle Lasso : What are you saying?
Ted Lasso : Michelle, if there is something I could... do or something I could say that would make you be happy... just being with me, I'd do it. I'd do it in a nanosecond. But I ain't got no control over any of that. You don't have to keep trying anymore. It's okay. I'm gonna be okay. Yeah?... I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life.
Michelle Lasso : But you're not quitting, Ted. You're just letting me go.
