The Hangover (2009) Poster


Rachael Harris: Melissa



  • Melissa : I just wish your friends were as mature as you.

    Stu Price : They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.

    Phil Wenneck : [yells from outside]  Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!

    Stu Price : I should go.

    Melissa : That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.

  • Alan Garner : It was a real pleasure meeting you.

    Melissa : Fuck off!

    Alan Garner : I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.

    Melissa : Suck my dick.

    Alan Garner : No, thank you.

  • Melissa : Why would you go to Las Vegas?

    Stu Price : 'Cause my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do.

    Melissa : That's not what *you* do.

    Stu Price : Really? Well, then why did I do it? Huh? 'Cause I did it! Riddle me that! Why'd I do it? You know, sometimes I think all you want me to do is what you want me to do. Well, I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do.

    Melissa : That is not how this works!

    Stu Price : Oh, good! Because whatever this is ain't workin' for me!

    Melissa : Oh, really? Since when?

    Stu Price : Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June! BOOM!

    Alan Garner : You told me it was a bartender.

    Stu Price : Oh! You're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender.

    Melissa : You're an idiot!

    Stu Price : You're a - You...


    Stu Price : You're... such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!

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